How The Hell, What The Hell

He is attractive though.

hmm, i think it's very limited.... but that's your opinion.... 😛

you dont like your men in loincloths?

errm, depends on how you define men....🙄

well i would define a man as a male, which i define as anything with the male sex organ, and walks on two legs.

hah! but gollum doesn't walk on two legs! 😛

he can though 🙂
and he used to be able to, until he deteriorated. Deteriation does not make anybody not a man, is your alliance anti disabled too? My god, when will the evil end.

theres subliminal messages? awesome...

Yeah, i heard that several of the largest terrorist atrocities were inspired by acts in the lord of the rings films, and in the follo-up auto-biography by peter jackson, entitled 'how i fund terror and am pro-communist'

coooll

second in the charts ✅

First came Mein Campf
second place was Peter Jackson, Terror and anti-black again- a haters tale
Third- Michael Palin on Josef Stalin

Aragorn fought off five Ringwraiths, and he forced the warriors of the paths of the dead to serve him in the battle at pelennor fields...I think that's why he's king. And no i'm not part of the conspiracy, i am the conspiracy!

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^^ wow...someone has either too much time or too much beer on their hands *coughsauroncough*

Viv la gouvernementa communista!!!!!!!!!!

Anybody could have forced the army of the dead to, if only they had that sword.

Probably. The person holding the sword could only have said that he is Isildur's heir and he would have gone away with it for now. But after, when all the orcs are destroyed and it's time to free the ghosts, power that only Isildur's heir can have, they would notice his fake and kill him... oh but would they kill him 🙄

But he could at least say he 'OWNED!' an army before he died.

Dude, ever read the Silmarillion? The orcs both loathe their masters intensely - they're just too afraid to do anything else. They're gods. It's not anything political, just common sense - don't f*** with the big guys 😛

Tell that to Moica Lewinsky 😊 😱