'twas embarrasing, but it was jr high, so no biggie.
In high school after school someone spit in my face. I wiped it off and went to some skaters who were recording tricks with a camcorder nearby and told them that I was about to beat the shit out of someone and that they could record it if they wanted. So we all went to the back of the school where the lockers were, and along the way a bunch of people joined in until there was a circle. Then the kid ran up to me and I extended my hand, and he ran right into my fist, and fell to the floor screaming 'my eye! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MY EYE!' and then he got up and I just kept on socking his ass, in the face, and in his back until someone told me to stop. He had this huge black eye, and then we all gathered around the camera to watch it again, even the kid, and we all laughed out asses off because of how dorky I looked while I was beating the shit out of him. Good times, lol.