The BETTER PRETTIER AND COOLER OTHER Mafia!

hi

whassssssssssuup?

the sky

huuuuh?

u said was up i said the sky

i meant how are you -_-

sniper

you again! *throws herself at sam* DON'T YOU DARE TO KILL MY THREAD!

It's not possible to kill this thread. But we can kill sam though

oh no... it's you again, matt.. did you take your pills?

You know the pills don't work on me.

yes i know... i did ask the doctor to send you something stronger...

Vodka works just fine for me *takes a bottle* And no; you can't have some.

*gently rests the gun against matt's forehead*

1. take that back
2. put down the bottle
3. sotp talking shitte about the demon king thingy
4. go to bed
4a. no dinner

*gently rests the shotgun against vamps forehead*
1. Stop looking at my bottle of vodka
2. Read #1 again
3. Don't look me with those eyes; no vodka for you
4. Go to your coffin
4a. No blood for you

do you really want to threaten your boss? believe me i can do things heaps worse than killing you. and if you dare to pull your trigger (which i highly doubt) you may have problems with my twin. and believe me. she ate her previous psychiatrist and demolished the whole anger management class.

❌ NO HUSBAND is better than my Xero Sister hug

Do you really want to mess with me? The whole hell will come on you and your twin b!tch if you even try to shoot me; and my wife is gonna kill you. Let's do this. I will put down my shotgun and you will put down your gun; then I'll teleport another bottle of vodka for you and we can get drunk like we always do.

let's do this. you put your shotgun down, stop pretending that you're a demon, and apologise before i THROW YOU OUT of my mafia. and that's even worse than death

Let's do something like this. You put down your gun apologize and I won't throw the fireball i have in my hand into your head. I'm not afraid of being thrown out of mafia. I'll make the new one (damn it will be the 5th or 6th mafia on KMC)