What chinese zodiac sign are you?

I don't take chances. 😛

im a Snake, hey any Ox or Roosters?

Dragons rule you all 🪩

Yesh, I'm looking for oxen and roosters myself...

I have to look for a rooster or a snake. A dragon will be compatible with a Snake or Rooster.

hey well then looks like u came to the right place, but it doesnt say anything about dragons...on mina at least!

Yeah dragons still rule

You may like us, but we don't like you back. 🤨

Chinese people tell lies ✅

(Yeah well as long as your a snake. lol) - ROB

and i am!

drunk_nazgul
(You may like us, but we don't like you back.)

hahaha! thats mean!

😕

So they all lied when they said they had the most people?

Chinese people lie 😐 A fortune cookie said that I would get a flying giraffe and I never got one

That was code for "You will get a boner and then die of blood loss."

And you will.

How do you know?

she can tell the future

Duh.

My supernatural headbanging skills give me futuristic visions. Of the future. 🤘

So if a fortune cookie said that I will get an elephant that break dances then that means that drunk nazgurl will get beat up by a gorilla and then her mouth would be sewn together so she cant talk no more?

yea, i wish it would give me that power, but i only get visions of the floor...

Originally posted by R0B
So if a fortune cookie said that I will get an elephant that break dances then that means that drunk nazgurl will get beat up by a gorilla and then her mouth would be sewn together so she cant talk no more?

YOU HATE ME, DON'T YOU? crybaby

SS- I got visions of dancing bananas... and I am serious.

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
YOU HATE ME, DON'T YOU? crybaby

SS- I got visions of dancing bananas... and I am serious.

No I predicted the future 🤨