***S***.... the Military Man?

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***S***.... the Military Man?

Lately I have been contimplating my place in life. My job, as great as it is and the room for progress it offers is a very tempting thing... but I want more. I dont want to fathom whether or not I should call in sick everyday, I want to be sex-cited to go to work.

So, over the last week or so that I have taken Vacation time, I have been weighing my options... and one re-occuring choice is Military service. I know the downsides of potential death, but every time I think about it, it feels like the right thing to do.

Please, help me. What do you think of KMC's Man of Steel going into service?

NO!!!! FFS NO NO NO AND A NO.

wait.. on second thought... let me think...

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you should have added a number to the size, Vamps.

****ing hell.. damn that typo.

i mean.. no way in hell, you'll die on the very first day

Maybe... maybe not.

i mean.... no bath tub, no hair gel ffs... you'll die.

and you'll get all sweaty disgust

But who can resist a man in uniform? flirt

Its a good idea Im gonna join pretty soon

Way to go, Napalm!

noooo cry not with bush as president

D@mnit, *, you serious? Don't go getting your fetching li'l @ss blown off...

First off, just to clarify a few things, I would probably not join the US military. I am Canadian AND American... what is commonly referred to as a DUEL CITIZEN.

I am aiming more for Canadian Navy, or perhaps the Marines.

Secondly... I will not die. I assure you all of that. And if I do, I owe you all a Coke. 😉

cry but war is scary

Originally posted by ***S***
But who can resist a man in uniform? flirt

yes, yes i can 😛

men in uniforms stink 😛

I didn't say "die-" I said, don't get your fetching li'l ass blown off...what would the point be in living life so lamentably maimed? More to the point, what further use would you be to me?

Nobody would dare attack Canada... we have Hockey Sticks!

Originally posted by Linkalicious
...and Zambonies

unless its a sexy plumber uniform eh Vamp naughty

Originally posted by ***S***
Nobody would dare attack Canada... we have Hockey Sticks!
bush would >.<

Originally posted by fever red
I didn't say "die-" I said, don't get your fetching li'l ass blown off...what would the point be in living life so lamentably maimed? More to the point, what further use would you be to me?

So it really isn't me, it is just the ass you like, huh? cry

Should me and my ass be somehow detached, I will be sure to save my ass as a souvenir for you, fever red. 😉

ewwww 😛

plumber stink.. and they're fat!