Originally posted by Syren
You're in England now? shock*fixes up reinforced doors and windows and locks self in airing cupboard with flask of coffee, 100 Lamberts and a copy of Pratchett's latest Discworld adventure*
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Oh, I get it...You want to keep yourself pure from human contact before I get my Fingers of Pleasure (TM) on you?
Good decision. I don't delight defiled delicacies, disregardless of daintiness.
(In your dreams, Bardock. You could never write that.)