Originally posted by Bardock42
I know, teach me how to be old.
well, first begin practicing basics. wave your fist in the air and look for things to complain about, preferably loud neighbors. also, you have to get up at 4:45 in the morning. no sooner, no later. begin each day with breakfast at whatever place offers a discount earlybird special, whether it be your local diner or a mcdonalds. there, sit quietly alone or with your significant other who you cant stand the sight of.
oh, and dont bother showering either......ever.