The Official Members Picture Thread!

....Can you describe it....please?

I'm so lonely.

what, the 12 inch dildo or my gigantic moster schlong that makes the dildo look like a cocktale weenie?

Either one, tell me stories, daddy.

well, there was this one time at the beach...i was in the water and got a bit turned on and.......you know how godzilla rises out of tokyo harbor and destroys the city? kinda the same thing. ocean county is trying to hold me liable for boardwalk repairs and all the dead/missing crushed beneath my towering manhood.

My dad was there, he was crushed by it, I wear this knowledge as a token of honor.

Hey, I'm getting Rainbow Six:Vegas for christmas. Time to put it in your butt online. Or vice versa since I've never played it online, but I don't mind being the catcher, every now and then.

well, my prefered procedure is the lead high colonic followed by the occasional teabagging. its a great game.

Can't wait. Be gentle.

Oh, and is getting into an online match quicker than it was for GRAW? Because it took a long time to get into a match with that game, usually had to wait around until the match ended, which could take like 15 minutes. Is this the case in Vegas?

ill lube it up and ease it in the first few times, i promise

:edit: naaa its much better than graw in that respect.
trouble is however its set up, for whatever reason if one person in the room has a crap connection, everyone lags. i just save alot of frustration and always host.

Originally posted by PVS
ill lube it up and ease it in the first few times, i promise

:edit: naaa its much better than graw in that respect.
trouble is however its set up, for whatever reason if one person in the room has a crap connection, everyone lags. i just save alot of frustration and always host.

Ah, sounds like something that will hopefully be fixed in the future with a patch. Glad to hear it's not a pain like GRAW.

wanna se a picture of a cow?

Originally posted by Robtard
Two questions Deano:

1) Are you a Spaniard (background)?
2) Is that your doll and stroller?

no, english
and no, my sisters

Originally posted by Syren
You're such a chav. A cute chav, but a chav all the same 😛

im not a chav...i hate chavs. i said i was getting ready for football training. i only wear those things when i play sports!
what do u want me to do? wear jeans lol

so no im not a chav...*offended*

Originally posted by PVS
thats an cool shirt deano, but from the waste down you look retarded

fool! if you go around wearing it around the street yes. but to play football in its good..especially in this freezing weather.

Originally posted by Syren
She's taken. Even if she were single, I'd be willing to bet he wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell 🙂

Haha, sarcasm. I like it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
How come? Not into funny, intelligent, cool and hot men?

Haha, not sarcasm. I like it.

Originally posted by Syren
You're such a chav. A cute chav, but a chav all the same 😛

He listens to Slayer though, doesn't that block Chav'ness?

i dunno how u can judge someone with one photo lol.

Shut it, you chav!

dancing

Are you the one on the left? Nice pig-look, really suits you 😛

( droolio )

Deano, I was kidding!! You're not that chavvy 😄

Originally posted by Syren
Are you the one on the left? Nice pig-look, really suits you 😛

( droolio )

Deano, I was kidding!! You're not that chavvy 😄

She's the ugly one ✅

Originally posted by Syren
Are you the one on the left? Nice pig-look, really suits you 😛

( droolio )

Deano, I was kidding!! You're not that chavvy 😄

Yeah.😛

I go all out when I do the pig. I get on all fours and oink.tongue12

Originally posted by Mišt
She's the ugly one ✅

You're just jealous cause more guys like me than you.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yeah.😛

I go all out when I do the pig. I get on all fours and oink.tongue12

You're just jealous cause more guys like me than you.mhm

Do you havea half hour orgasm too, cause that'd be interesting....lookaround

Why would I be jealoushmm