It's gotten so lose, like stage curtains it is now. I need a new, tight one....
Ohhhhh wait, I see what you're doing here....teehee. You implied that instead of having a penis, I have a vagina, and by asking for one, what I'm really saying is I want to replace the one on my body....teehee.
Oh you, you are the living end, sweetheart!
Seriously though, I need a pussy to ****.
There, try and turn THAT against me.