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Originally posted by BackFire
Nah, kneepads. He invested when his career called for them.

So he's a professional gay?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay this is the only way to prove your heterosexuality. You have to put Bardock's or someone of your own choosing penis in your mouth. If you like the taste of it you're gay but, if you don't you're straight. Its the only way to prove it.

...leave my penis out of you.....slip of speech..."it" .... first is obsolete as contrary applies.

Freudian slip of speech.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay this is the only way to prove your heterosexuality. You have to put Bardock's or someone of your own choosing penis in your mouth. If you like the taste of it you're gay but, if you don't you're straight. Its the only way to prove it.

Sounds awfully gay just to prove that I'm not gay. Kinda like the Witch Trials of old- "We're going to weight this woman under water for 1 hour, if she dies she isn't a witch, if she doesn't die, she's a witch and will be killed".

A nasty catch 22 you have me in.

Can't I just screw you for a while? Wouldn't that prove I'm not gay?

Originally posted by queeq
Freudian slip of speech.

No, as said it does not apply...also not subconsciously...are you saying I don't want to have sex with LF? You are ****ing sick!!!

Nope... that would prove it, so desperately trying to prove you're not gay.

Originally posted by queeq
So he's a professional gay?

More or less, mostly more.

Originally posted by Bardock42
...leave my penis out of you.....slip of speech..."it" .... first is obsolete as contrary applies.

Its a compliment really think about it out of all the penises in the world I mentioned yours personally.

It is... she never mentioned BackFire's.

Then again Bardock's is the safe one.

Originally posted by queeq
Nope... that would prove it, so desperately trying to prove you're not gay.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
It a compliment really think about out of all the penises in the world I mentioned yours personally.

It's too stunning to put into words.

But not too stunning to put into mouths.

Strange, I know.

Originally posted by BackFire
More or less, mostly more.

Nah you'd just be trying to impress me. Now if you sleep with her and like it then you're definitely straight.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, this didn't work out as expected.

We got you. Time to leave the closet, Bardock.

Originally posted by BackFire
It's too stunning to put into words.

But not too stunning to put into mouths.

Strange, I know.

It's a riddle...you are talking about penises. Right? Right? Just not yours. That wouldn't make sense.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nah you'd just be trying to impress me. Now if you sleep with her and like it then you're definitely straight.

That's enough to TURN gay.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nah you'd just be trying to impress me. Now if you sleep with her and like it then you're definitely straight.

I wonder if her vagina tastes like cake?

Originally posted by Bardock42
It's a riddle...you are talking about penises. Right? Right? Just not yours. That wouldn't make sense.

You wanna talk about penises a lot, don't you, Bardock?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nah you'd just be trying to impress me. Now if you sleep with her and like it then you're definitely straight.

Nope, nope...gay as a little elf .... that is gay. Thank you for showing me the truth of my nature.

You're welcome. It was a joint effort.

Originally posted by queeq
You wanna talk about penises a lot, don't you, Bardock?

Talking...putting them in my butthole....don't see the big difference.