The Official Members Picture Thread!

Started by Grinning Goku3,081 pages
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
huge, sliced salami-esque nipples.

I can see those suckers through a stained glass window, from a distance of 50 feet away. They're like fuc.king flying saucers you caress, suck and lick.

Originally posted by Bardock42
How do you know about them?
the midgets told him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
the midgets told him.

Hey, ever got the urge to kill a midget, just to see how small its internal organs are?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Hey, ever got the urge to kill a midget, just to see how small its internal organs are?
no, but I like to kick them downstairs.

Just as funny, and you get to do it, again.

i like to meet them at the bottom and give them a good swift kick in the ass.

It helps to wear pointy-tipped shoes. They get them right in their evil, little rectums.

Cruel.

Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
OK PEOPLE WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE!! I am officially in a world of peril and i am in dyer need of a saviour! I have no idea how to 'pimp out' my KMC profile, even though i am the brother of the once accomplished KMC legandess Syren... Someone, anyone, HELP! She will KILL me if she see's me on hear without a profile of EPIC standards!!
Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
lol don't say that too loud she might hear you! I can't ask her, im not anywhere near her, and she would enjoy patronising me until i was reduced to a quivering shell of a man lying in the floor! I need non family help!!
Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
Well i much appreciate your concern, trully i do... I guess i'm just going to have to suffer my darling older sisters wrath! does she still come on here that often?
Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
Of course you can i ask, im 19.. i may actually have to ask her, the shame 😮 the shame!! Actually, it would seem more dignified if i wait until she realises that i'm on here now, then insists that she helps me, therefore meaning there was no asking on my part 😆
Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
lol i don't normally mind asking for peoples help, as long as they teach me what they're doing! it's just asking kerry for help, and entering a snake pit are very similar! o well, what will be will be and all that.. may i ask you a question now? why did you ask for my age?
Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
if u saw a picture of me i'm sorry for whatever trauma it caused, i wouldn't wish the experiance on anyone 😆
Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
u obviously haven't had the pleasure of knowing my sister, i don't have time lol
Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
madam what are incinuating lol

You're not my brother!! shock

😆

Plus, I'm not all that bothered about your lack of profile, it's your lack of spelling skills that pains me haermm

PM me, silly 😛

Originally posted by Syren
You're not my brother!! shock

😆

Plus, I'm not all that bothered about your lack of profile, it's your lack of spelling skills that pains me haermm

PM me, silly 😛

I would pm you, but it won't let me for some reason 😕 and lets face it, my spelling has never been anything to brag about, i can accept that so so should you!! 😆

HOW DARE YOU deny that im your brother, it's hard enough for me to admit your my sister without you denying it too lol!

Why won't it let me pm people, it says i'm not well known enough??

Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
I would pm you, but it won't let me for some reason 😕 and lets face it, my spelling has never been anything to brag about, i can accept that so so should you!! 😆

HOW DARE YOU deny that im your brother, it's hard enough for me to admit your my sister without you denying it too lol!

Why won't it let me pm people, it says i'm not well known enough??

Oh yeah, that's because you've only been here a short time. You've created a new account so it's counting you as a newbie again. I PM'ed Storm so she knows you've got a new account, you're not supposed to have multiple ones... well, you're not supposed to make use of multiple ones so you should be ok. I assume you lost your login details for 'Barakus'?

I'm not denying it, fool. I just can't believe you came back 😄

Originally posted by Syren
Oh yeah, that's because you've only been here a short time. You've created a new account so it's counting you as a newbie again. I PM'ed Storm so she knows you've got a new account, you're not supposed to have multiple ones... well, you're not supposed to make use of multiple ones so you should be ok. I assume you lost your login details for 'Barakus'?

I'm not denying it, fool. I just can't believe you came back 😄

Cheers!! How long will i have to wait before i get to sample the full fruits of KMC then?? I'm not a newbie 😠 !! This is SO unfair lol!

I still can't remember all the tips and tricks of this, i feel so ashamed 😮

I wonder if my old thread is still on here 😱 ?!!

Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
Cheers!! How long will i have to wait before i get to sample the full fruits of KMC then?? I'm not a newbie 😠 !! This is SO unfair lol!

I still can't remember all the tips and tricks of this, i feel so ashamed 😮

I wonder if my old thread is still on here 😱 ?!!

No clue, I can't remember what it feels like to be a newbie ermm

Have you buggered up your previous account, then? Because you could try to sort out access to Barakus and then ask for this one to be banned, that way you won't be a newbie any more and you'll be able to use the PM function.

[QUOTE=8964065]Originally posted by Syren
No clue, I can't remember what it feels like to be a newbie ermm

Have you buggered up your previous account, then? Because you could try to sort out access to Barakus and then ask for this one to be banned, that way you won't be a newbie any more and you'll be able to use the PM function. [/QUO

Oh now thats cold lol

And it was so long ago kerry i just can't remember any details it used to be saved on the computer but i have a laptop now.. I'd rather keep this account, i won't be a newbie for long!!! Any chance of a hand 'PimPin' it out?

Originally posted by RonnieBarkay

Oh now thats cold lol

And it was so long ago kerry i just can't remember any details it used to be saved on the computer but i have a laptop now.. I'd rather keep this account, i won't be a newbie for long!!! Any chance of a hand 'PimPin' it out?

😉

Fair enough, they'll probably ban your old account then. No accounts are ever deleted so don't be concerned if you see that Barakus has been permanently banned 🙂

You want to Pimp your profile? 😂 Just fill it up with information and I'll help you add colours and stuff. It's a lot easier than MySpace because you use BBCode and not HTML. I find it easier anyway.

I also have the BBCodeXtra addon from Firefox so you can simply highlight your text, right click and it's all there ready to use 🙂

Originally posted by Syren

It's a lot easier than MySpace because you use BBCode and not HTML. I find it easier anyway.

I also have the BBCodeXtra addon from Firefox so you can simply highlight your text, right click and it's all there ready to use 🙂

Yea i have no idea what you just said, i'll do what i can though!! why ain't you at work??

Alrite Kerry, I have exhausted my expertise, now what lol??!

your sister is hot.

i want to have lots of sex with her.

welcome to kmc.

Originally posted by Schecter
your sister is hot.

i want to have lots of sex with her.

welcome to kmc.

Now why would you go and say something as stupid as that? Not only have you severed any potential civil conversations with me, you have also shown everyone that you are a stereotypical simple minded male shovanist moron who has neither the depth nor capacity to think about and treat women in a grown up and mature fashion, furthermore, you have also proved that the idea of going onto chat sites and forums to look at women and girls appeals to you and that twisted perverted little, emphasis LITTLE, mind of yours..

you might want to thicken up your skin here, or you're going to explode when you meet backfire 😂