The Official Members Picture Thread!

Started by Naz3,081 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
Call Backfire "short" for a laugh... see what happens.

srug That doesn't really work since I'm probably shorter. It's like...hypocritical.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21781451-5006003,00.html

A CALIFORNIAN man has appeared in court charged with biting off his wife's bottom lip because she called him short.

Akano Nzerem, 54, of South San Francisco, is charged with counts of domestic violence, mayhem, false imprisonment, battery and making criminal threats.

He would stand trial next month after rejecting a plea deal, prosecutors said today.

Mr Nzerem told police he was provoked by his wife attacking him first and calling him a short man, the Associated Press reported.

Police said Mr Nzerem shoved aside his 16-year-old daughter when she tried to intervene then allegedly grabbed his wife in a bear hug and bit off her lip.

Police recovered the lip from the floor but doctors were unable to reattach it. In defence of her husband, Mrs Nzerem said authorities had exaggerated the extent of her injuries.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Ahh, it makes sense now.

Anyway, if you are trying to "out-sick" Backfire, might as well stop trying.

-AC

Everything’s a competition with you. You need to get laid, get rid of all that testosterone.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Then CRY.

Why cry, what good will that do? 🤨

Originally posted by Robtard
Call Backfire "short" for a laugh... see what happens.

No, I don't want to go to prisin again (I do).

Then I have (get) to get raped by that big black man again, he made me feel so used (sexy).

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Everything’s a competition with you. You need to get laid, get rid of all that testosterone.

Oh hell yes he does. Big time.

Originally posted by RonnieBarkay
Why cry, what good will that do? 🤨

Crying takes the "sad" out of him.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh hell yes he does. Big time.

Maybe join Backfire in prison then?

Originally posted by BackFire
No, I don't want to go to prisin again (I do).

Then I have (get) to get raped by that big black man again, he made me feel so used (sexy).

SHUT UP FAT-ARSE!!

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Everything’s a competition with you. You need to get laid, get rid of all that testosterone.

Is testosterone what they told you comes out when a man makes sex with a woman?

-AC

Why isn't the 2d person banned yet? ermm

Well, this thread has gone to hell, and we have Goddess Kali to thank for showing his butt crack. See what crack does to people. 😆

Originally posted by Naz
Why isn't the 2d person banned yet? ermm

Cos he's loftable.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Well, this thread has gone to hell, and we have Goddess Kali to thank for showing his butt crack. See what crack does to people. 😆

What can reverse it? cry

Originally posted by Naz
Why isn't the 2d person banned yet? ermm

AC is working on it.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
AC is working on it.

Oh, well that's good. Thanks AC.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Is testosterone what they told you comes out when a man makes sex with a woman?

-AC

No need to be vulgar. Sheesh AC.

Originally posted by Naz
Why isn't the 2d person banned yet? ermm

Because the MODS have a soft-spot for retards... well, Backfire is the exception, he has a hard one.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because the MODS have a soft-spot for retards...

That must be why all you dickholes are still here.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because the MODS have a soft-spot for retards... well, Backfire is the exception, he has a hard one.

What some guy shows pictures of half his ass, and I'm the bad guy? bwhahahaaha.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
What some guy shows pictures of half his ass, and I'm the bad guy? bwhahahaaha.

Well ass crack man didn't bash Bardocky 😒