Originally posted by Schecter
ive posted enough pics here schmoll
I don't want the "I'm Bardock42 and I only post a few pictures because I'm a fat German and I have more jokes coming at me than Japs at Pearl harbour" amount of pics I want "Look at me, I'm Kelly_Bean and I take photos of every minuscule thing that has every happened to me and even though I know I'm going to get the say 'I'd tap that' response from Robtard I still need it because my boyfriend doesn't give me enough attention" amount of pics.
Originally posted by Kram3r
I don't want the "I'm Bardock42 and I only post a few pictures because I'm a fat German and I have more jokes coming at me than Japs at Pearl harbour" amount of pics I want "Look at me, I'm Kelly_Bean and I take photos of every minuscule thing that has every happened to me and even though I know I'm going to get the say 'I'd tap that' response from Robtard I still need it because my boyfriend doesn't give me enough attention" amount of pics.
Honestly, I rarely if ever use the line "I'd tap that", I usually use something more 'colorful', but I would "tap" Kelly_Bean. She claims to posses a virgin anus; do you know how rare that us these days.
Originally posted by Robtard
Australia used to be a penal colony, I'd expect a lot of butt****ing to be going on in those parts, odd.
Yeah, we stopped that though once they started sending in female convicts. To our surprise the butt on the front is a lot more comfortable than the one on the back. Also tends to leave less stains.
Originally posted by Robtard
Rubbish, you're all a bunch of "Vegemite drillers", it's a known fact.
Well, I tried, now I suppose you'll be flocking to our shores for all the anal sex you require. Just a tip, for the best anal sex, go to Melbourne, bunch of tight asses there. Here in Sydney everyone is loosely goosey, trust me, I know.
Originally posted by Kram3r
Well, I tried, now I suppose you'll be flocking to our shores for all the anal sex you require. Just a tip, for the best anal sex, go to Melbourne, bunch of tight asses there. Here in Sydney everyone is loosely goosey, trust me, I know.
I'd book a ticket today, but Qantas doesn't fly into and out of California.