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yeah, spoons are for dumb aristocrats who are to clumsy to twirl without one

Originally posted by Schecter
yeah, spoons are for dumb aristocrats who are to clumsy to twirl without one

Or for olive-growing peasants who can't use both hands at the same time....

ahhhh. what do you say to that?

i use the other hand to hold my napkin so that i may daintily wipe my mouth after each bite with pinky extended.

Originally posted by Schecter
i use the other hand to hold my napkin so that i may daintily wipe my mouth after each bite with pinky extended.

Oh, so you're a John Edwards supporter. Very mindless aristocrat of you.

no i support obama you racist bastard.

Originally posted by Schecter
no i support obama you racist bastard.

Hey, I like fried chicken and water mellon. I just use both hands when I eat it.

HAHAHAHA WATERMELON IS ONE WORD!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

Originally posted by Schecter
HAHAHAHA WATERMELON IS ONE WORD!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

OKAY! So I hate water"melon"! But I love fried chicken...

How could I have failed at life so hard, having all the advantages of a fish-belly-white guy?

How did WW2 work out for you guys?

See, you Italians always run away.

Originally posted by Devil King
See, you Italians always run away.

He's looking for some spaghetti and meat balls.

i prefer linguini and white clam sauce droolio

not THAT kind of white clam sauce...well ok that too

Originally posted by Schecter
i prefer linguini and white clam sauce droolio

not THAT kind of white clam sauce...well ok that too

Well, you're in luck. I have some right here.

Please sing, "who shot the sheriff." (makes me go quicker)

Originally posted by Schecter
i prefer linguini and white clam sauce droolio

not THAT kind of white clam sauce...well ok that too

I'm sure you do prefer long guinea's noodles. White sauce? You can have all that you'd like. And while you're at it, I am also not into sucking the snot out of your nose. I don't care how salty it is, and I love salt. (Mark Twain would never hire me)

Originally posted by McLovin
Well, you're in luck. I have some right here.

Please sing, "who shot the sheriff." (makes me go quicker)

"I". "I" shot the sherriff" is the song you're looking for; sock.

Originally posted by Devil King
Hey, I like fried chicken and water mellon. I just use both hands when I eat it.

Real Italians with class use bread instead of a spoon anyway...

Originally posted by Devil King
"I". "I" shot the sherriff" is the song you're looking for; sock.

That's Secretus...not a sock.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
I'm sure his hands are too busy doing other things... 😗

Real Italians with class use bread instead of a spoon anyway...

Apparently, we're all family when we're at the olive garden. I HATE the olive garden commercials, and I hope their commercials collapse into their own ass holes. If they had any family of their own, they wouldn't be claiming mine based on endless salads and breadsticks.

As for bread, I claim my swiss/german heritage as an unending trump card. Since there is no Swiss nationality, I can only assume your bread argument is a false one.

False? HAHAHA. All Italins love bread. It's a staple...That's why we're all fat....LOL

Mmmmm Olive Garden....great salads!

Originally posted by Deja~vu
False? HAHAHA. All Italins love bread. It's a staple...That's why we're all fat....LOL

Mmmmm Olive Garden....great salads!

It has little to do with that, and more to do with ice cream, hormonal chicken, red meat, high fructos corn syrup, fake tomatoes, inorganic weed and the Star Wars "special editions", than anything else.

The Olive Garden doesn't have "great salads"...they just have salads; period. And breadsticks? 10,000 years of human evolution deem then unimportant.

Best salad dressing ever! Meeeeeeeee wuvs it. 😊

I go down there just to buy it. Yep, I do.

*Hmmm...something seems quite odd.*