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Originally posted by dadudemon
I shit 2-3 times a day (meaning I don't have any problems.) The strained looks if for the camera only. 😄

K. $15,000 and it's a deal. Just clean the shit and blood off your dick first. 😐

You're a shit-beast. That is healthy though, as long as it isn't diarrhea.

Careful, he might **** the Mormon out of her. Your wife is cute; I'd toss her salad.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I shit 2-3 times a day (meaning I don't have any problems.) The strained looks if for the camera only. 😄

Dude, you don't have to lie to me here, real men cry from their shits.

Originally posted by dadudemon
K. $15,000 and it's a deal. Just clean the shit and blood off your dick first. 😐

First part is okay, last part, no way.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a shit-beast. That is healthy though, as long as it isn't diarrhea.

Barring being sick these last few days, I shit a lot because I eat a lot. Normally, I eat between 3500-4500 calories in food a day.

Originally posted by Robtard
Careful, he might **** the Mormon out of her.

Impossible. She's actually a mormony mormon. (Unlike this disrespectful foul mouth.)

Originally posted by Robtard
Your wife is cute; I'd toss her salad.

I have no smart quip or witty comeback for that.

Aww. You're cute. 😊

I bought a new scarf today:

Originally posted by dadudemon
I shit 2-3 times a day (meaning I don't have any problems.) The strained looks if for the camera only. 😄

What!?!?!

I only shit once a day!

Originally posted by dadudemon
Barring being sick these last few days, I shit a lot because I eat a lot. Normally, I eat between 3500-4500 calories in food a day.

Impossible. She's actually a mormony mormon. (Unlike this disrespectful foul mouth.)

I have no smart quip or witty comeback for that.

Pig.

Are you doubting BF's **** prowess?

Fail, could have said "I've already applied the dressing."

Originally posted by Final Blaxican
What!?!?!

I only shit once a day!

Eat more fiber. Buy a box of this and eat about 1/2 to 1 cup a day; you'll be shitting like a pro.

Check and mate.

And ****ing a mormon would be awesome. Would be like ****ing a nun or a school girl. Only less illegal than that last one.

Originally posted by BackFire
And ****ing a mormon would be awesome. Would be like ****ing a nun or a school girl. Only less illegal than that last one.

You would think so, but Mormon sex feels like repression.

Originally posted by BackFire
Check and mate.

And ****ing a mormon would be awesome. Would be like ****ing a nun or a school girl. Only less illegal than that last one.

Comparing a moron girl to a nun? You obviously don't know many mormon girls, especially college-aged mormon girls, they are dirty/nasty f*ckholes.

Whats a moron girl? A cheerleader?

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
You would think so, but Mormon sex feels like repression.

Depends on which perspective. For one, it could be liberation.

AHA!

DDM,

Was your wife a "dirty/nasty f*ckhole" during her college years? If so, I just want to toss her salad more, now.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Whats a moron girl? A cheerleader?

Meh, Moron/Mormon same thing.

Originally posted by Robtard
DDM,

Was your wife a "dirty/nasty f*ckhole" during her college years? If so, I just want to toss her salad more, now.

I have a funny feeling he ain't gonna wanna answer that one.

Originally posted by Robtard
DDM,

Was your wife a "dirty/nasty f*ckhole" during her college years? If so, I just want to toss her salad more, now.

No, she was not. She's a better Mormon that I am. However, she did try that wacky tobacky, something I haven't had the pleasure of doing, yet. (I don't like to break the law.)

Originally posted by Blinky
Meh, Moron/Mormon same thing.

I have a funny feeling he ain't gonna wanna answer that one.

Despite higher eduction being much higher per captia among Mormons as measured against the national average? 😖hifty:

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http://www.fairlds.org/Misc/Education_Scholarship_and_Mormonism.html

Originally posted by dadudemon
Depends on which perspective. For one, it could be liberation.

AHA!

For the Mormon maybe.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, she was not. She's a better Mormon that I am. However, she did try that wacky tobacky, something I haven't had the pleasure of doing, yet. (I don't like to break the law.)

Despite higher eduction being much higher per captia among Mormons as measured against the national average? 😖hifty:

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Data -

http://www.fairlds.org/Misc/Education_Scholarship_and_Mormonism.html

I've met plenty of educated Morons/Mormons in my life. For example they can do Complex Numerical Analysis but somehow believe (or "know"😉 that Jospeh Smith was anything other than a hypocritical lecherous man.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
For the Mormon maybe.

Th-th-...That was my point. 😐

Originally posted by Blinky
I've met plenty of educated Morons/Mormons in my life. For example they can do Complex Numerical Analysis but somehow believe (or "know"😉 that Jospeh Smith was anything other than a hypocritical lecherous man.

He read from a hat and was racist too, right? 🙄

Wrong thread, though. You can make fun of Mormons in the Mormon thread in the religion sub-forum, if you'd like.

Originally posted by Pyrofly
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