True.... i can learn A few things off her... but I still hold the best joke..... (no offence to anyone with it thought!)
A German, a french and A Red Neck (big stupid U.S. guy that lives in a trailer holds many useless cars... you get the picture) are set to be exicuted for crimes against there country. But scincve they were respectful men, they get to choose there way of death. Hanged, Shot in the head, or injected with full grown AIDS.
German: "Short My In THY HEAD! I WARNT TO FEEL whart the JEWS Felt!"
*BANG* he is dead.
French: "Hang MOI! I would like to honOr Les patriots, That died for La France!"
*SNAP* his neck broke, he dies
Redneck: "Give me sume of dat AIDS stuff."
*they inject him with AIDS*
He starts to laugh out loud and says:
"MORE! MORE!" So they give im more
Tears go down his facE! he laughs twice as hard, he is all red!
"AGAIN! AGAIN! MORE! MORE!"
the give him twice as much, He can not countain all his laughter! he falls to the ground and pisses in his pants! he is laugh soo much!
He gets up and says, "You people are soooo dumb! I am wearing a condom!"
here's me again where i look absolutely nothing like myself at allwho do you look like if you dont look like yourself. Must be hard to go abroad using your passport.
Vi må slå saftkokerene i dag, tenke seg til å legge VIF tre poeng back seg, og det beste av alt Viking innen striking distance 👿 vengeance is mine
Originally posted by finti
who do you look like if you dont look like yourself. Must be hard to go abroad using your passport.Vi må slå saftkokerene i dag, tenke seg til å legge VIF tre poeng back seg, og det beste av alt Viking innen striking distance 👿 vengeance is mine
og gjett hvem som må stikke nå for hun skal på STADION? muahah.heiiaa