Captain America vs. Thor

Started by Maelstrom2 pages

Captain America vs. Thor

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Thor without his godforce of course.
Now I doubt his hammer can crack the Shield but it might come close.
Now if Cap is fast and agile enough like he is is with his shield he can flip and grab the hammer out of its flight, taking possession of both the Hammer and The Shield. 🐰

M, what you described, IMO, is the only way Caps could get a victory out of this. The chances, however, are verrrrry slim. I say so, because if they never met, Thor would realize (quickly) that he could bludgeon Caps to death with his bare fists, and deflect the shield or catch it himself. Thor is too well rounded to worry about throwing Mojilnor early to get a victory in THIS fight...would be among his final options to part with Mojilnor, IMO. Before that would happen, Caps should be bloody mess.

What the hell is this? Captain America vs. Thor? Is this a riddle or something? Is there a punch line to a joke that I am missing?

How can you even compare them.

Let's review people. Captain America has an over growen frisbee and Thor has a hammer and he is a god. I think Thor would take Cap. Captain America vs Daredevil would have been a more even fight. (sort of.)

Originally posted by Mainstream
Let's review people. Captain America has an over growen frisbee and Thor has a hammer and he is a god. I think Thor would take Cap. Captain America vs Daredevil would have been a more even fight. (sort of.)

Captain America vs. Daredevil is definitely a more even fight, by far. Those two are actually in the same class. Even if you teamed those two together, the only chance they have of beating Thor is if they tell Thor they actually think they can hurt him. This will force Thor to laugh hysterically and uncontrollably for hours until he passes out. For some reason, Captain America and Batman fans like to be involved in threads where their hero is humiliated. Fortunately, Daredevil has been spared that fate, as there does not seem to be many fans that start threads that conclude with Daredevil's demise. Well, except for one fan. Don't worry, I won't say any names. Cosmo Kramer.

hahahha Matches strike again!

Sorry Cos.

this is an ediotic fight, and as far as the thing with cap grabbing thor's hammer goes, id say,U HAVE LOST UR MIND, no mortal has enough strength to lift thor's hammer. stupid fight neway.

I don't think it's a matter of strength. If Odin was angry at Thor he just might let Cap lift the hammer, Cap certainly has a noble enough spirit.

Well you guys are all gods and i'm a man and there's 6 billion of you and you can't take me. So in theroy if Cap. is a man and a perfect one in the physcial sense, it would be Thor facing the limitation.
Lucky men aren't for sale or else Thor might have a real life.
If Thor threw the hammer Cap could get it, trust me. If he held the hammer Cap would take it from him. He has more honor than Thor does. If Thor set the hammer down we'll say he would lose his godhood and cap would finish him.

Originally posted by Maelstrom
Well you guys are all gods and i'm a man and there's 6 billion of you and you can't take me. So in theroy if Cap. is a man and a perfect one in the physcial sense, it would be Thor facing the limitation.
Lucky men aren't for sale or else Thor might have a real life.
If Thor threw the hammer Cap could get it, trust me. If he held the hammer Cap would take it from him. He has more honor than Thor does. If Thor set the hammer down we'll say he would lose his godhood and cap would finish him.

Would you mind taking the time to elaborate on those first three sentences? Because, you completely lost me.

HOW MANY TONS CAN Thor lift? about 90 tons or more! How many can cap lift ? not even a ton. Forget the hammer, thor can fly and just lift cap to a hilltop and drop him! But since Cap is like Marvel's version of Supes, they wont let that happen and it'll be a draw! Cap with his sheild against a guy that commands thunder? Even imagine Cap defending against a thunder strike with his shield. A thunder strike? HA HA HA.....TIS IS NO MATCH DUDES............ Thor wins hands down.

Thor against wolverine? He'd send thunder strikes against him for ten strikes! Fry him to bits. Thor can then grab wolverine and fly him to space and hold on to wolvie till he suffercates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same for Cap.
Any comments?

Originally posted by dami wilson
HOW MANY TONS CAN Thor lift? about 90 tons or more! How many can cap lift ? not even a ton. Forget the hammer, thor can fly and just lift cap to a hilltop and drop him! But since Cap is like Marvel's version of Supes, they wont let that happen and it'll be a draw! Cap with his sheild against a guy that commands thunder? Even imagine Cap defending against a thunder strike with his shield. A thunder strike? HA HA HA.....TIS IS NO MATCH DUDES............ Thor wins hands down.

Thor against wolverine? He'd send thunder strikes against him for ten strikes! Fry him to bits. Thor can then grab wolverine and fly him to space and hold on to wolvie till he suffercates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Same for Cap.
Any comments?


Thor is EXCESS Of Class 100 Tons Strenght.He was able to substain the entire Brooklin Bridge, lift the Jormungad Serpent, he can lift million of tons.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
I don't think it's a matter of strength. If Odin was angry at Thor he just might let Cap lift the hammer, Cap certainly has a noble enough spirit.

Odin has been dead for awhile, what are you talking about.

Originally posted by Maelstrom
Well you guys are all gods and i'm a man and there's 6 billion of you and you can't take me. So in theroy if Cap. is a man and a perfect one in the physcial sense, it would be Thor facing the limitation.
Lucky men aren't for sale or else Thor might have a real life.
If Thor threw the hammer Cap could get it, trust me. If he held the hammer Cap would take it from him. He has more honor than Thor does. If Thor set the hammer down we'll say he would lose his godhood and cap would finish him.

If anyone has a big @55 hammer and is swinging it around at you its gonna be damn hard to catch even if your an olympic level athelte especially if the guy swinging said hammer is a God who can lift 100 tons. So how is he really gonna grab is when he throws it, seriously if i threw a hammer at a dude i doubt hes catching it even if hes an olympic level athlete. And why would thor be idly holding his hammer in a fight i sure wouldnt. dude your just a fanboy. your making up immpossible situations so captain america can beat a God.

even without mjolnir, thor would pound the living daylights out of capt. thor is faster, overwhelmingly stronger, and has FAR more experience and training than capt.

I remember seeing the first issue of the Avengers where Captain America fought the whole group and kicked there a-- and they could hardly touch them and Captain America said he took on guys bigger then Giant Man it was like watching a nerd beat up a bunch of bullies.

Thor wins ... rather easily, too.

Cap may be a great fighter, but Thor has countless ages of fighting behind him. He's no pushover. And that hammer is magical. (Command of the elements, dimensional portals.)

A better fight would be Thor without his magic hammer or enchanted belt vs Captain America w/ his sheild.

Can Cap even hold Thor's hammer, anyway?

i'd say he could certainly lift and hold it - he's noble enough, but thor could kill him without raising a hand - call down a brutal storm, wind, rain, lightning. wouldn't affect thor, but cap, well . . . he'd be screwed without thor touching him. and a hell of a lot MORE screwed if thor decided he WANTED to touch him.

and, even given the fact cap used his shield to seperate thor from his hammer (not inconceivable i don't think) and he DID get it, thor's own hammer isn't necessarily going to ko thor. thousands have been hit by the hammer and not been knocked out. even cap's miracle trump card (getting the hammer) isn't enough to get him a win here.

Thor might make Captain America beat himself to death seeing as this fight is soooooooooooooooo beneath him.