A pound of weed.

Started by TheFilmProphet5 pages

😂

I haven't touched the stuff in almost a month 😊

I've been surviving on crack and PCP for weeks 😎

i bet it's done wonders to your body then 😊

If by 'body' you mean 'brain', and by 'wonders' you mean 'shrivelled like a raisin from a grape', then yes, it's done wonders 😊

Wanna hear a story? Of course you do. So this one time, I was walking down the street, and this fat Russian guy, he picks me up by the collar of my shirt, and he says something in Russian. He sounded pissed, so I figured I'd better do what he said. He said something else, and I concluded that he wanted me to go home, board up my doors and windows, weld the garage door shut, and not leave my room until a professional hitman had taken the Russian guy out. Well, about two years later, I got sick of waiting for somebody to come to my rescue, and since I had already cut the phone line, I decided it was about time to leave. I pulled on some riot gear, grabbed my trusty 12-gauge, and kicked the door down. Wow, this story is pretty exciting. But I'm running out of space here... Dammit... Well, kids, if you want to hear more of this exciting story, please send $5 check or money order to 333, I Don't Give a Shit Way, New York, NY 🙂

That took some effort bro.... and if you're a true stoner, that took some real effort 😉

Originally posted by Deathblow
If by 'body' you mean 'brain', and by 'wonders' you mean 'shrivelled like a raisin from a grape', then yes, it's done wonders 😊

you read into my lines like noone can 😊 i would never want you at a play 😖

😂 Nivek you're such a darling!!where on EARTH did you get that piece of incoherent rubbish??😂😍

With enough weed, its shirtless O Clock.

Sy> No, I'm not actually a stoner 😉

Jith> I was listening to Love Line, which is this bizarre radio show where people call in and tell them their problems and they give the person almost good advice. It always has to do with either sex or drugs... Always. So this lady called in, and she was like, "me and my friends smoke, like, a pound of weed a day. Is that wrong?" So this retarded idea pops into my head, and I says to myself, I says, Darth, "I don't think we can let this opportunity to make some KMCers wonder about my sanity pass!" And then I gets on the ol' KMC, and the rest is history... fruits_apple

It sounds like hes been smoking a pound of weed

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Humboldt County, Sanoma County, and Mendocino County! = The Emerald Triangle. 😄 I was just up in Humboldt three weeks ago. 30 bucks for a sachel, can't beat that!

Nice! I live in Mendocino County...ppl pay 20-40 bux an hour if ya trim for em ✅ I thought you were from Europe TTH...my bad 😮

Originally posted by Shaolin Monk
need to get yall some mendocino county weed...emerald triangle is the best 😉 ...doc might know what i'm talkin bout ✅

eh, I wouldn't know as I don't smoke weed although most of my friends do. 😛

I usually just dwidle my thumbs while my friends smoke. 💃

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bang

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weed? whats that.. 😕

i got at least 100 blunts rolled up for 2night.

You have truly lost your mind, Nivek. I hope to never see you again. Ever. cry

Originally posted by charmedFairy
weed? whats that.. 😕
marijuana

Originally posted by charmedFairy
weed? whats that.. 😕

Pot, Ganja, Hemp, Skunk

cannabis 😖mart:

Damn, thats the one word I forgot 🙁