this is what happened in order:
6pm. invite everyone over for party
7pm. wreck the house
7.15pm everyone crashed out
11:55pm woke up and started counting down
12am got really drunk and went upstairs to rest
12:05am was met a lovely gal and got it on
7 am woke up and rang cops saying my house was broken into
8 am. got away with it and collected insurrance to reapir stuff
8:43. dad comes home, see's the house is broken goes nuts and trashes car
8:55 on phone to insurrance company again saying my dad crashed into another car
1:55 pm typing this on KMC