So What Happened To Everyone Last Night?

I'm more than happy with Irene 😊 and it's not that I want liv, it's just that I don't want her to be washing dishes 😛 and don't worry, liv will easily be won over by large sums of cash ✅

Nah, she likes it. Washing dishes is like foreplay to her 😉

Please don't take her away from me, I'm too poor to afford a maid cry

well as long as you give her a fun time after washing those dishes, that's OK then 😊

me and Irene will be able to afford a maid... I wonder if Liv's interested in making a bit of extra cash? 😱

...foreplay for the ironing that is 😊

Rich bitches sneaky2 Liv isn't going anywhere, if I'm going down, she's coming down with me. Down into your front yard to beg for money.

me and Irene will hire both of you to do the chores then 😱 you two can have the shed 😊

just don't distract me and Irene when the bedroom door's closed, m'kay? 😖hifty:

or go into the kitchen if we're going it there droolio

Thank you mister dave, you're so much nicerer than your hubby cry

Same goes for us, if there's a rake propped up outside our shed door, there must be no disturbing flirt2

Btw, do I get a butler's uniform? 😱

if there's no rake and I walk in and see you 2 up to your fun and games, I'll take legal action for anything I see cry

and ask Irene about a uniform... she deals with anything to do with decoration and fashion and that 😊

But rakes can fall over on there own, we can't be blamed ❌
I'll bust extra dishes if we accidentally soil your eyes, sir.

She likes dressing up huh naughty

Irene and my sexual habits are not the topic of discussion here 😊

Didn't wanna know about your frivolties anyway disgust

you're on your way to getting fired before you're even hired this way, Samuel 😠

Ok ok, I DID want to know about you and Irene's sex life ✅
But it's none of my business ❌
I should learn my place in society: the tool shed ✅
Questions lead to firing and homelessness ❌

😂 ask all you want about what we'd get up to when no one's looking droolio

just don't use the word frivolties 😠 *points to his sig* ✅

Thats why I used it flirt2 Your little story made me laugh 😊

Don't read this if you feel like firing me ❌

Spoiler:
honestly, I'd rather gouge my own brain out with an ice cream scoop than hear about your bedroom (and kitchen) exploits, and yes, it is partly cos I'm jealous.

if it makes you feel any better, our bedroom has two seperate beds 😊

we each have our own wardrobes which we get changed in, brush our teeth and that stuff, blow each other a kiss, and go to bed 😊

Thats scary, if it wasn't for the blowing kisses you'd be getting less action than my grandparents 😛

I'm just making you feel better 😊

don't worry, you'll hear us while you're in the shed droolio

Well try to keep it down ok, some of us are trying to sleep sneaky2

...sir ermm

I'll go easy on her for your sake 😊

i doubt liv will make much noise, it's rude to talk with your mouth full 🤺

😂 *bah boom tsssh*
That was sharp mister dave, razor sharp clapping

Her manners are awful, I've lost count of the number of times I've told her to swallow whats in there before getting another mouthful ranting

Lord help me I hope she never reads this fear