You know you need to get a life when . . . (then finish the sentence)

. . . when you spent your entire xmas hol on here

we live in the same town, btw

yah I figured
...youj spent all your time on here

. . . you are about to listen to britney spears.

chris is back, btw

no not Britney spears, yeah I saw him
...you are aboot to listen to rap

. . . you can't get enough of this song

..you so want to know what song she is talking aboot

... when bardock misses you.
...when you know what kind of underwear Fetch wears, and will tell Bardock in exchange for information about his undwear ( so that i know and she doesnt)

hmmmmm 😖hifty:
nah I luckyily I am psychic, I know already.
...when bardock actually likes you.

. . . you don't mind chris doing this

...you are talking aboot underwear on the internet
ah darnit I started

. . . all your trousers are too long

...you think trousers is the funniest word ever (sorry that is the American English influence)

. . . you are crap at german

....you sold yours on eBay

. . . you haven't bought off eBay

you are German and you are crap at german

. . . you are scottish

...you are not scotish

....you are irish

. . . you are wearing a t shirt with a cow on it