You know you need to get a life when . . . (then finish the sentence)

. . . you think school is fun

...you understand why Fetch feels that way.

. . . your nickname is Fetch. No that's married 😛

...people that go to partys call you weirdo and avoid you.

. . . you can't find yer gloves

..you actually have gloves

. . . you wear scarves when it isn't cold

You wear shorts in the winter

On all application forms, you put "knee deep in the dead" as your address (obscure doom reference), and quote a constitution level of 16 as one of your better skills (DUngeons and Dragons reference)

You dress liek the main character in a superheroe movie everytime you watch it

. . . you still haven't had lunch yet

You actually didn't need frodos references in parantesis to know these quotes

You don't know what lunch is

. . . you think everything is to do with you

you KNOW everything has to do with you.

. . . you laugh at all Bardock's posts

you laugh at any of bardocks posts

you spell your real name wrong but can remember your Forum name which is fsdafsdöjew/%T"😉?/&765878)ZH8iG87t(/ZGuF5765RFgTZed46e3%$3w474&%4564/65

You use the restroom in Victorias Secret

You laugh at Bardocks jokes he makes in the religion forum.