I'd hate to be this guy

you're a waste of space 😛 you live on the same land mass as her, and you don't both visiting her 😕

You dont both visiting her? 🤨

i'm sorry, i forgot you were an idiot 😊

i meant "bother" 😛

Well I would but Im in the US biatch 🏴‍☠️

Dave have you met Irene?

nope 🙁

and Rob, you live on the same land mass 😛 believe it or not.... the US is connected to Canada fear

but me... there's a big ocean between us cry and Ireland cry

Originally posted by dave123
nope 🙁

and Rob, you live on the same land mass 😛 believe it or not.... the US is connected to Canada fear

but me... there's a big ocean between us cry and Ireland cry

Yeah but wont she beat me up if I visit her? shock

maybe if you turn up unexpected 😛

She would invite me in for a cup of tea If I came to visit her

Originally posted by dave123
maybe if you turn up unexpected 😛

Well then I would have to get her to expect it 🪩

blah 😛 if I lived in America, I'd be with her right now ✅ just for the hols 😊

If I visit her then I will give her some money and a sandwhich ✅

She would tell me to lay down and that she would be right back

Originally posted by SlipknoT
She would tell me to lay down and that she would be right back

She probably wouldnt even let you in her house because she dosnt know you that well

Originally posted by R0B
She probably wouldnt even let you in her house because she dosnt know you that well

Originally posted by R0B
If I visit her then I will give her some money and a sandwhich ✅

Originally posted by dave123
😂 i don't think she'd like you giving her money at all ❌

Why not? shock

Originally posted by R0B
Why not? shock

Ok then how about a pair of shoes or something? 😛

if you pick the right pair, i'm sure she'd be amazed 😱

if not, she will kill you 😊