for all your weird retarded potc stories

the subject says it all : for all your weird retarded stories

like this 1

Originally posted by KillTheLight
nuh uh neverrr

while on the run from the evil spiders Santa gets thirsty and so decides to stop of at a bar but gasp😱 it's not any old bar it's the one and only viper club owned by non other then the man they call Johnny deppdrooly Johnny who is a very close friend of dear old santa decides to help him and gives him a bottle of 'special rum' to drink. special!!! whats so bloody special about this rum i hear you say (other then fact that JOHNNY FREAKIN DEPP touched it)faintthud well du naaa sooperneo it turned him into super santa .Santa now the most powerful thing on earth thanks johnny by kicking him up the butt and telling him to get his ass out of bed and into the potc movie set and make the freaking movies already so people could actaully have things to talk about rather then make up retarded stories .(like this one)

wow....i think thats BRILLIANT!! killthelight-- did you get a patent on it?

*starts to write own story*

ill be back with that ^ later

yeah kill the light has 2 write a script !!
THE ADVENTURES OF JACK AND DEAR OLD GOOD NICE SANTA
part 1 : jack meets the evill jackdamonky again!! 😱 👿

That would be funny 😆

What would??🤨

I mean "what would" couldnt be bothered editing

wait i did say "what would"

Yep 😆 The funny is 'The adventures of Jack Sparrow and Santa Claus

I cant believe you made a thread about my retarded story (you guys are really really weird)

Anyway I dont believe in santa no more ever since he got his powers he hasnt answered any of my emails.I wrote to him a while back telling him that I wanted Johnny for x-mas.I woke up really early to expecting to see a 40 year old studd muffin underneath my tree😱
But he wasnt there crysadwalk everyother gift he left me might aswell have been a lump of coal.schmoll (apart from my Lotr return of the king extended edition dvd I heart that so much droolio)But any way yeah santas evil he probably wanted Johnny for himself 😠

😆 😆 hysterical2 *laughing at everything in here*

Aww come on KillTheLight, laughter is contagious join us 😆 😆 Still U gotta admit, it was pretty cute ✅

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LOL i luv that smilie

Yeah! That one rocks.

velho this one's me standard

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LOl smilies r cool...imagine this site with no smilies....it wouldnt be the same❌

Originally posted by KillTheLight
(you guys are really really weird)

Us Wierd? Like HELLO, where have u BEEN for the last few million replies??!?!?!?!? We've ALWAYS been wierd, since day ONE!! 😛 anyway, ur one of us now, so u DO realise u've taken on the quality of wierd right?

what ^^^^ said

The name is Jos....But ur a male, so I won't expect too much of u.