What is the most random thing anyone has said to you?

What is the most random thing anyone has ever said to you or asked you? Yeah, just curious. Discuss the random moments here.

"i wanna swallow your rod"

"aaah! they're exactly the same"(screaming at his own sleeves)

"Whoever you are, I'm gonna kick your ass"

"I'm going to eat you."

Do you like cheese?

-random 6 year old, while I got a game for him (I work at Target)

"Can I kick you in the Crouch?"

"I hope you die..."

Random guy on the street.

I was at my friends house and I was bored so I said

"You wanna have a duel?"....I was talking about rping a duel from HP chamber of secrets where they had the dueling club and shoot spells back and forth at each other.

I change mine!

(over the internet)
IM: HI! I'm a nine year old who likes Avril Laveinge(or whatever her last name is). Who are you?
Reply: Avril Laveinge
IM: Really?
Reply: You really like my music?
IM: Yeah
(after about five minutes of silence)
Reply: F*ck off.

................I laughed my ass off for like, five hours or something.................She kept on trying to IM me again.........

a guy from the mall asked me "how many marshmallows do you think i can shove in my mouth??" sad thing was.. he was actually standing there with a bag of giant marshmallows..

"Arrr there be potatoes in thy briefs"

Are you sure you did not say that?

"wait, dont tell me, i forgot pants again, didnt i"

"help me! they're coming!!!!" (grabbing me on the street)

"Your Nuts!"

"Are you Brad Pitt? Can I have your autograph?"

Wow, you must have a really big penis"

can i boot fook u [JKCINEMA.COM]

well im goot friends with crazy_c so i hear some pretty random stuff like

'My mother then turned into a man beacuse she thought men suffer less and where i come from its pretty normal for people to randomly change into the opposite sex and olive trees are perfectly acceptable living quarters' which she has in her profile now
..and..
'why dont we do some naked funky chickening!'

randomness follows that girl ✅