Big Bang Theory

There was a thread on the Big Bang but it had to do with BEFORE it, not the event itself.

True?

If not, explain the expansion of the universe. Or the abundance of light elements H, He, Li. And what about CMB radiation (with less than thousandths of a degree fluctuations)?

I don't know.

man, i couldnt tel you, i wasnt there.

It was pretty good... one of those things that you'll remember forever 😊

In one ear and out the other eh?

I really don't understand the Big Bang theory all that much.

Originally posted by dave123
It was pretty good... one of those things that you'll remember forever 😊

any girl got the ...thrust of it?

(adapted quote from Die Another Day, Bond 20)

I'm more inclined to believe the Big Bang theory and the ensuing Evolutionary theory than a book re-written by people I'll never meet and simply have to take the word of.

I've read books on it. Its all speculation and theory, and there are so many possibilities its almost ridicul;ous. Theres a theory that say the gravitational puu of matter in the universe may not be enough to slow down or stop the universe forever expanding. They say the "Chaos theory" may never happen, where all or most of the supernovas become black holes and then the oniverse implodes. Who knows. Ask more specific questions, I might be able to answer them, roughly, but dont go all Einstein on me 😛

Oh were talking bout big bang...hmm. I dunno, all I know is that we'll never know 😂.

Originally posted by Syren
I'm more inclined to believe the Big Bang theory and the ensuing Evolutionary theory than a book re-written by people I'll never meet and simply have to take the word of.

The reason for the mumbo-jumbo is I didn't want some religious person to say that it never happened without giving proof against the facts that back it up.

Originally posted by frodo34x
So you met the guy that discovered the Big Bang then?

*cough*

I repeat;

I'm more inclined to believe the Big Bang theory.....

As in, I'm not entirely certain, I couldn't possibly be, but I'm leaning more towards the scientific side of things than the religious. Satisfied?

God was cooking and he left the fork and knife on the plate when he threw it in the microwave. ✅

^ Religious explanation. 😄

✅ That's just so unbelievably spot on, who could possible argue with an explanation as sturdy and impenetrable as that? 🙄

*raises hand*

hysterical Link!!!

I'm with Kerry, give me science over religion any day.

big bang my ass

its all a load of bollox

[shrugs]
i dont think it happened, but i really dont care.

Originally posted by dean7879
big bang my ass

its all a load of bollox

so like in six days this bloked called God, right, made this thing, and he had this pretty little garden, and full of nice little animals like, and there were this couple of people - adam and eve.. and they were naked, and there was a snake right (not adam's, though i heard its massive!) and got them to eat this apple like in that disney film with the little midgets...anyway...the dude that made it all kicked em out cause they were naughty, it must've been one of his special apples...and then they had a lot of sex and we are all their children 🙂

Originally posted by furryman
right ✅

so like in six days this bloked called God, right, made this thing, and he had this pretty little garden, and full of nice little animals like, and there were this couple of people - adam and eve.. and they were naked, and there was a snake right (not adam's, though i heard its massive!) and got them to eat this apple like in that disney film with the little midgets...anyway...the dude that made it all kicked em out cause they were naughty, it must've been one of his special apples...and then they had a lot of sex and we are all their children 🙂

toot

By Jove! I think he's got it! Eureka!! And all that other bollocks.

hysterical2