TheForce.Net Hilarious Thread Topics...

Man... this really had me going this morning and so I'm stealing it from TF.net and posting it here for your enjoyment.

Funny TF.net Thread Topics

"What type of lava will be featured in ep.III?"
"Does Padme go natural or Cesarean section?"
"Will we see Earth in ep.III?"
"Who will win the duel?"
"What's the Ballet like?"
"Elton John's vocal score?"
"Palpatine's weight"
"About Weight again."
"Master Yoda Trained Darth Sidious?"
"Are there gay jedi?"
"Goodness Gracious Great BALLS of Fire"
"Will there be female wookies in Episode III and ifso how can we tell?"
"How are they measuring time?"
"what if yoda killed darth plagisuis in the cave"
"Anakin did what ANY expectant father-husband would have done - provide for family"
"how does darth vader pee?"
"man...the jedi stinks...don't they ever change clothes? i mean yoda's been with his robes for about 800 years...he must have stunk..."
"Vader destroys a planet?"
Is it possible that When vader wakes up, and causes a force rage that he will destroy a planet? Maybe this is why he says in ANH : Dont be too proud of this technological terror you've created. The abillity to destroy a planet is insnificant next to the power of the force.
"Will we see the Emperors mysterious Advisors? And do they cook?"
"Will you go see ROTS drunk or sober?"
"Is Palpatine his first or last name?"
"Boba Fett's Tattoo"
"Will Palpatine lose his hair"
"Binary Load Lifters"
"Will Sidious die in RotS?"
"Padme Bedroom Action Time: How far will it go?"
"Anakin will be called Darth Vader in ROTS"
"Is Grievous Yoda's Old Master?"
"What if Sidious/Palpatine has a low midi count in Ep 3?"
"what do you think christmas at george lucas house is like?"
"Does Yoda have a last name?"

yeah they always have some great ones, some of them i cant tell whether its meant as a joke or serious, for the sake of the future of humanity lets hope these were all meant as jokes

these are REAL!?!?!

And TFN wonders why they now officially suck? Dumb forum members ... they will let anyone in. Everyday for the last like week now, there have been at least ten threads started pertaining to those pics leaked out on New Years. Give me a break, that is why I dont post anything there, when I do, they dismiss it as being intelligent and well thought out

I was in tears this morning reading those thread titles...

Anyways, the mods at TF.net must have deleted the thread, cause I can't find it anymore. But it was a few members pointing out some really bad thread topics, as far as I know they were all real and I have read some of those.

I think those thread examples are the worst of the worst though, but I do agree the board is very busy and so gets a large amount of newbies and nonsense.

Darther Vader is ok to go to the toilet he has a piss bag

what in the name of FUK are you talking about?

hahahah, they really are stupid

Originally posted by BAILY
Give me a break, that is why I dont post anything there, when I do, they dismiss it as being intelligent and well thought out

Same here Baily....

S'ok Space I think Gollum was referring to the "How does Darth Vader pee?"question on that debacle of a subject list...... 🙂

I think the original poster of that subject was probably worthy of a good tongue-lashing though.... 😉

If we had that many people it would be the same, I am afraid.

I fail to understand why so many of the SW boards have this "us against them" mentality. I post here, at TFN and at MF.com and have no problems whatsoever (except for a few times here at kmc). And this board has had it's share of stupid and redundant topics as well.You guys seem ready to bash TFN all the time, you need to remember thats where probably 70% of our spoiler info comes from as NO ONE at KMC has an inside track to LFL the way TFN and MF.com does. I'd suggest in the future you not be so quick to bite the hand that feeds ya.

Just to clarify, my thread wasn't to bash TF.net, I do read their board almost daily. My thread was actually a direct rip-off of one of theirs. I just thought it was funny.

'Tis all. 🙂

I know what you mean there Ushgarak and JP, I've never been keen to bash MF as i've, as you say, profitted off of their content directly or indirectly, TFN I have very little knowledge of and therefore wouldn't bash em anyway... Just had to laugh at the "Pee" question of all as despite being 29 it still tickled me 😛 (the 'audacious' humor of it all still cropping up on an otherwise respected-for-it's-sources site
along with quite a few of the other subjects in it...)

I read TFN, MF, Killermovies and many others, but I feel that TFN has the most reduntant threads I have ever seen. And as RealDeadOne stated when he started this thread, some of the threads TFN has are just hilarious. I love this thread. Like honestly, isnt "how does darth vader pee?" hilarious??? Who cares! He pees on himself for all I care... lol

My personal favorite that had me in tears was: "what if yoda killed darth plagisuis in the cave"

here is another one:

"R2-D2 will solve the mystery of the sith! Possible story plot and reason why R2 doesnt fly in OT..."

MF.com won't authorize my acct for some reason. I tries 2 years ago, also.

OMG THERES A NEW ONE "ANAKIN GOES TO HELL"
this is what it says

On todays Access Hollywood they had a segment about the Vanity Fair Star Wars issue.

They interviewed Jim Windolf contributing editor to Vanity Fair and he stated that Anakin makes a journey to the underworld, to hell, to get premission to bring back someone from the dead!

Anakin "I will learn to stop people from dying."

This my very well be a huge bombshell.

kids are dumb. period. what can you do about it? nothing. period.