Things that people wouldn't say

will you iron my back flab?

ewww

thats icky

I shaved my grandpa's ass and it was good

I know...I hate Johnny Depp...

Johnny Depp is ugly, there Im a bad person now...

(question mark)

Yeah, but I actually happen to like snow...

but... its so cold...

Lots of people like snow...

i just dont like the frost bite it gives me... blue fingers are not attractive!

frost bite? now, i know you meant frosty beverage.

yes i get blue fingers from frosty beverages all the time!?!

thought so.

ohhh thats kinky

no its not lol...

at least i didnt mean it to be...

im worried for u cherrypie lol 😉

but everything to me sounds kinky *gee*

I want to lick your dogs nuts

now thats weird 🤨

A guy would never say "I want to have sexual intercourse with you..."

licking nuts alone is weird... now, licking somethig else... [i'll say no more]

neither would a girl...