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Originally posted by Tex
One of the many things you can use is a new wardrobe, babe! *snap snap b!tch pose* diva

Oh no you didn't.

You don't even want me to get started on your wardrobe. They look like clothes even the Salvation Army rejected, hun! *snap snap b!tchier pose* diva

You b!tch! 😠

Ugh! 1996 Alicia Silverstone Clueless AS-IF! schmoll

You wish you could squeeze those greasy jellyrolls of yours into my stylin sexylicious threads! *mhm mhm* diva

Dont mess with this Queen Bee babe! I sting! winkiss

Ooooo Diss! Damn I'm hot! diva
I'm workin it like the rent is due tomorrow! eyes

I may be a b!tch, but at least I'm not a skank.

Whatever. \ v / diva

I'm stylin', I'm profilin', and I'm not denyin'.

Talk to the hand, cause the face doesn't want to hear it anymore.

😂

Is Tex still lurking around?

He's soooo last season. 😛

Lurking!?! Lurking!?!? schmoll Lurking is something fat people do! 😠 How dare you suggest such a thing! I'm furious and inconsolable! diva

Now let's see I was gracing someone in this thread with my presence diva Hmmmm cant remember who it was...... 😛

Must've been a little big nobody! *ultra pouty Vogue b!tch pose* winkiss

You only wish I would give you the time of day. *tosses hair over his shoulder into a "I don't care" pose*

How many rats did you have to skin to make that wig of yours? *Gloria Swanson Sunset Blvd. "I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille" H'wood movie stah b!tch pose* diva

hysterical this is too funny

Originally posted by Tex
How many rats did you have to skin to make that wig of yours? *Gloria Swanson Sunset Blvd. "I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille" H'wood movie stah b!tch pose* diva

I didn't have to kill any rats little miss thang. This is all natural. Why don't you take yourself back to the whore house where you came from and let me strike a pose.

*Madonna sexy Vogue pose* diva

*walks in, belches, walks out*

*walks back in* You both last season, honeys! *snap snap*

*B!tch slaps Captain REX*

Don't mess with a true Diva. diva

*Snap snap snap*

*sissy slaps Captain Rex's rough, sun dried wrinkled mug with sexy leather Gucci bag* diva

Us diva's gotta stick together Lance doll! hug

*pick pockets Lance's fake leather wallet whilst hugging* naughty

Wal*Mart coupons!?! schmoll Dead beat diva trash! diva

*b!tch slaps Lance's pruney, shriveled, man t!ts with above mentioned sexy leather Gucci bag* diva

Originally posted by Tex
*sissy slaps Captain Rex's rough, sun dried wrinkled mug with sexy leather Gucci bag* diva

Us diva's gotta stick together Lance doll! hug

*pick pockets Lance's fake leather wallet whilst hugging* naughty

Wal*Mart coupons!?! schmoll Dead beat diva trash! diva

*b!tch slaps Lance's pruney, shriveled, man t!ts with above mentioned sexy leather Gucci bag* diva

What do you mean fake leather? This is a one of a kind Luis Vitton handbag honey.

*Takes back the Wal-Mart coupons*

My cousin is rather poor so I picked her up some coupons thank you very much.

*Glances down to Tex's shoes*

Nice knock-offs there babe, I see you've been shopping on the street again. diva

By Luis Vitton do you mean Louis Vuitton?

Ohmagod how embarrassing for you! 😮 I would just die! diva

That's what happens when you get your duds in Chinatown babe! winkiss

You wish you could fit your hairy hooves into my 5 inch Prada heels! eyes

Guchi bag? That is sooooooooo five minutes ago! diva

Tex, stop it! You're killing me! 😂 😆 😂

How dare you insult the chic sexyness that is Gucci!?!? Outrageous! Have you no shame! Guicci has always been in! Unlike your siggy and avi which are like SO 14 months ago! diva

I should send my fabulous gay henchmen to rough you up! policecaptain🤺...but they're too busy looking fabulous! They take up after me! winkiss

Originally posted by Tex
By Luis Vitton do you mean Louis Vuitton?

Ohmagod how embarrassing for you! 😮 I would just die! diva

That's what happens when you get your duds in Chinatown babe! winkiss

You wish you could fit your hairy hooves into my 5 inch Prada heels! eyes

* Kicks Tex and runs *

Fabulous gay henchmen attack!

bag whippolicecaptain🤺diva