Hulk vs Flash vs Dark Claw

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Flash sucks ass anyway; He never defeats anyone. All he does is run errands for Superman and the rest of the JL. If Hulk didn't beat his ass, "Dark Claw" whoever the f*ck he is, would

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Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Flash sucks ass anyway; He never defeats anyone. All he does is run errands for Superman and the rest of the JL. If Hulk didn't beat his ass, "Dark Claw" whoever the f*ck he is, would.
I hate n00bs.

Dude hulk has just a good a chance at beating the flash as the flash does him, DD worked flash,,,,,while he toyed around with the rest of the jla, Hulk could do the exact same, easily. Hulk isn't adverse to picking up the ground or shaking the earth while in a fight either, so to say that he would be totally outclassed by flash is just ridiculous.
Actually I think this is a great matchup it pitts some very very different powers against eachother and it's nice to see something different for a change. I don't think Dark Claw should be so easily tossed aside either, he's two of the greatest heroes period, rolled up into one. If batman has a contingency plan to take out all the JLA members, than one has to assume that DC could easily to the same for flash, and Wolverine has fought the Hulk many times (the fight always being pretty evenly stacked too). Personally it seems like this fight would be totally circumstantial, but based on the theory of brain over brawn I go with Dark Claw since he has both.

Dude hulk has just a good a chance at beating the flash as the flash does him, DD worked flash,,,,,while he toyed around with the rest of the jla, Hulk could do the exact same, easily.

Doomsday is not the hulk.... He also has superspeed, remember that.. ok.....

so does hulk dude, how the hell do you think he caught superman? with his witt?

Dark Claw gets his ass knocked down in less than a second from Flash. And Dark Claw would know the other two's weakness because? Doomsday has the same speed as Superman. Meaning he can run as fast as him and dodge as fast as him. And no, the Hulk does not run near the speed of light. Superman is near the Flash's speed and do you actually think DD would get affected from someone a little bit faster than him? Besides, the whole story focuses on Superman's death.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
Flash sucks ass anyway; He never defeats anyone. All he does is run errands for Superman and the rest of the JL. If Hulk didn't beat his ass, "Dark Claw" whoever the f*ck he is, would.

You're just a little n00b.Dark Claw would get beaten before you can hear his SNIKT!
Flash just run for the JLA?Why you wrote dumb replies when you don't know something about the topic argument?The 2nd Flash, Barry Allen, save the universe in Crisis On Infinite Earth, and he fought against great villains like Zoom and others and fought with the JLA against other strong foes with courage and loyalty to his friends and the people he protect, the 3rd Flash, Wally in not only the uber alles speedster, he's also one of DC Earth greatest heroes.During the MAGEDONN saga, if he didn't arrive to the Earth with Glimmer, the last survivor of WonderWorld the Earth would be TOAST.

I'm not saying DC would automatically know about flashes weaknesses, its just more than highly probable that he would have some sort of plan to fight both of them. I mean come on all of batmans strategic smarts, coupled with wolvies experience, and abilities. And batman is very very resourceful. But, I mean wolverine alone caught ogun who was supposed to transend beyond light speed, and he can locate nightcrawler before he can bamf back into this world, I don't think flash would be as god-like as you people are making him out to be, he's been beaten by less.

And as far as I know DD can't run at the speed of light either, he just throws comparitively fast punches, but i didn't stop him from stomping a mudhole all over flash did it? and no THAT perticular story didn't focus on supe's death, you're confused. I'm speaking of course of DD wars. point is, when enraged hulk is comparitive to DD, (any DC fanboy that says he isn't is crazy) hence he has a chance of beating the tar out of flash. and visaversa. Still though i wouldn't count out darkclaw so easily, I mean I know that we don't have 50+ years of comic history to sift through and pull out examples but take all the feats from both of his base characters and you've got a hugely impressive resume, then multiply that by two.

Wolverine catching someone that can approach lightspeed in combat is crap writing as Wolverine dodging the Living Lightning during the Infinity Crusade saga.For Flash Dark Claw would be moving so slow that it seems he's not moving.He can kill Hulk or rend him unconscious then come back to DC and wipe out him.There's no way Hulk can catch Flash, cause HE CANNOT reach the level of speed and reflexes of DoomsDay or Superman before Flash defeat him.

so does hulk dude, how the hell do you think he caught superman? with his witt?

bad writing or supes not using his superspeed. Hulk isnt slow relative to a regular person but hes got nothing like supes or flashes speed.

He has jumped into space and caught Silver Surfer...

How fast was SS flying?

If the hulk can catch the flash than that is incredible. It would be more unrealistic than me catching a car moving 200 miles per hour while I was on foot.

Even if flash could make Hulk explode, he would regenerate. I guess that would count as a Flash win though. Nevertheless, I still don't think Flash could make him explode. Hulks speed is not a factor, as he's nowhere near Flash's. I highly doubt Hulk would grab him, but if he could it's curtains for Flash. He couldnt vibrate out of hulk's grasp, the most flash comic book ive seen depict that he has to run to vibrate through material, unless I am mistaken.

yeah i still stand in saying this is a very unigue and circumstantial battle, Hulk might pound the earth, shake the ground, flash falls over, DC guts hulk,...... I don't know. Like I said, it's hard to compare each character in this fight to the other, cause 1 they've never fought eachother before, and 2 their powers are so.......different.
flash is not the god people are making him out to be though. but he IS hella cool.

i enjoyed reading what people said in this fight when i first made.
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Originally posted by clickclick
If the hulk can catch the flash than that is incredible. It would be more unrealistic than me catching a car moving 200 miles per hour while I was on foot.
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I just don't know how you can make this claim given the absurd, totally unrealistic powers the Flash is supposed to have. Besides this
is the realm of fantasy & imagination. Whatever outcome you choose
to imagine it is just as valid as any other. There is no absolute
criteria for evaluating the outcome of comic character battles.

Sunlight travels at the speed of light & it interacts (hits) many things
including my skin without causing any damage - except a little
sunburn on occasion.

The "Mass" that is being talked about is not mass as in weight, it is
the mass-energy of Einstein's Relativity Theory. So when "something" approaches the speed of light it does not mean that it gets infinitely
heavy.

Also the energy state of a body travelling at or near the speed of
light would change substantially. It (the body) would not be physical
or tangible any longer. Just like ice changes to water and water to
vapour as the temperature increases. (energy increases)

The simple truth is most folk just choose the character they prefer
as the winner.

Have fun and let your imagination soar - don't be limited by other
peoples imaginations. After all imagination is the only "place" where
you are truly free. 😎

Originally posted by jinzin
I'm not saying DC would automatically know about flashes weaknesses, its just more than highly probable that he would have some sort of plan to fight both of them. I mean come on all of batmans strategic smarts, coupled with wolvies experience, and abilities. And batman is very very resourceful. But, I mean wolverine alone caught ogun who was supposed to transend beyond light speed, and he can locate nightcrawler before he can bamf back into this world, I don't think flash would be as god-like as you people are making him out to be, he's been beaten by less.

And as far as I know DD can't run at the speed of light either, he just throws comparitively fast punches, but i didn't stop him from stomping a mudhole all over flash did it? and no THAT perticular story didn't focus on supe's death, you're confused. I'm speaking of course of DD wars. point is, when enraged hulk is comparitive to DD, (any DC fanboy that says he isn't is crazy) hence he has a chance of beating the tar out of flash. and visaversa. Still though i wouldn't count out darkclaw so easily, I mean I know that we don't have 50+ years of comic history to sift through and pull out examples but take all the feats from both of his base characters and you've got a hugely impressive resume, then multiply that by two.

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