yoda would die....
There is no way Yoda could manage an offensive against Superman. What is Yoda going to hit him with?? Use the force to throw random rocks,pillars and hunks of metal at the Man of steel? That's not going to stop Superman in the slightest, all Kal-EL needs is one blow in which could either 1)Burst through Yoda 2)Decapitate him...
(Talkin' bout a jedi beating Supes....you must be crazeh)
Originally posted by Draco69
To snoopdogg AND Funkmaster BE:I like Star Wars too but I'm not fanatical enough to assume that the Jedi can stand up against the Man of Steel. Force lightining, force push, force choke, force anything isn't going to anything against him. Superman= strength that exceeds 100,000 tons, superspeed that is just below the speed of light, invulnerability that withstand standing in the middle of the sun
But maybe a lightsaber could penetrate his force feild?
Apparently in the New Jedi Order series, everybody's like yoda. There's a whole list of people, including Luke, who can do things like change gravity and create black holes and throw stars and crap. It sounds pretty stupid.
Originally posted by black wolverine
any jedi can beat him just 1 hit and they win and they can use the force to grab his small and sensitive balls and squeeze theshit out of his nutz then cut his head off