Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)
Welocme to the Kamino Canine Club!
Two huge silver dogs flank the entrance to the lavish new nightclub on the water planet of Kamino. The bar is situated on an artifical island and can only be reached by air or water. The management advises small spacecraft or flying whales (the Aiwha’s) to get here.
Inside you are welcomed by the illustrious and very sexy Gundark, to whom this bar is dedicated. She’s usually dressed in a tight black dress reaching all the way to her lovely feet. You can call her Tish, if she lets you. You’ll know if she did if you enter the club area alive. Very few usually do after that, so you better be polite.
If she asks you to come down with her to the basement, it is entirely at your own risk. The management is not responsible for what happens down there.
The club area is oval shaped and fairly large but is nonetheless cosy with many nooks and corners. There’s the seemingly endless and very shiny bar – the domain and lair of the Norse god finti…. Don’t make him angry or you’ll be sorry.
The hangout corner consists basically of a purple lit pool of soft pillows to wallow in and do other stuff we don’t want to know about.
Opposite to the bar is the stage. This is still under development. It can be lowered to serve as a dance floor and hightened for more … stimulating entertainment. This is the department of our imported witch Edna. And never mind the weird animals she usually has around her, they look ugly but they do no harm. If they do, they end up in your soup the next day.
Then scattered around the bar are tables, seats and what have you. Don’t sit in that dark corner on the farthest side, that’s Dim’s seat, reserved for all eternity. If you need something to lighten up your boring identity, she may be inclined to help you on sigs and stuff…. IF you ask her very politely and friendly.
There are also a few drinkbots scattered around. They usually don’t work, so they are there for kicking and beating purposes. They don’t make a lot of noise though. If you like genuinely sounding pain noises, I advise you to kick and beat the bar fools yerssot and Tomacco. Next to the balcony is the Tomacco slapping machine in case you get tired a bit, just insert some credits in the slot and you’ll have hours of fun.
On the far side to the bar is a door which leads to a restricted area: the offices located on the upper floor. On the front side of the office is a balcony that allows access to the other offices. From here you look down in the club area. Here’s also the office for our Republican Advisor: Ushgarak. He can be a bit of a pain in the butt with his regulations and all, but we need him for our licenses. He also provides us with the contracts for feeding the clones, which is quite a lucrative business.
It is on the upper floor somewhere that another door is located that leads to the most restricted area of them all, but only Gundark and I know where it is and how to access it. 😉
There are several more suprises in this great new bar, but they will reveal themselves in time. 😈
For entertainment outside, you can rent the A99 aquata breaters to look around the subsurface flora and fauna of Kamino, buy tickets for Aiwha (flying whale) rides around the planet and for the underwater panorama deck. There are also umbrella's, it tends to rain quite a bit here. Check with me for those things.
A few pointers:
1. There’s the huge neon No Blasters! sign. That goes for everyone but me. 😈
2. When a person called Raz comes in (whom you will address as the Great Giant Head) everyone who is not a mod must prostrate himself and swear eternal loyalty to him.
3. Don’t bug Dim too much.
4. Keep your hands OFF Gundark. In fact, don’t even look her in the eyes. 😠
Other than that: HAVE FUN! 😄
Queeq, Lord of Chaos - owner