What if.....

What if Red Superfly could take a joke??

What if Zavin made a big mistake in starting this thread?

Originally posted by Red Superfly
OK I fail to see the point of this thread. Everyone just seems to be taking any random scene and sticking "What if <insert scene> didnt happen?".

May I ask - WHY?

ok to make a point for this thread how about you say and what if then say what would happen

Originally posted by Uber_God
ok to make a point for this thread how about you say and what if then say what would happen

e.g. what if watto had freed shmi and anakin

- Anakin would never had become vader because qui-gon most likely wouldnt have found him

what if Black wasnt in when Anakin fell into the lava, so Palps made Vaders armour white, and he looked like a stormtrooper....

Vader would be able to sly about pretending to be a stormtrooper, and in ANH he could either have -

a) stood outside the millenium Falcon, been whistled inside and then killed Luke Obi Han and Chewie....oh and the droids.

b) Stood outside the millenium falcon, been whistled inside and then be beaten up by luke obi han and chewie.....oh and the droids, but then woken up later and had a hilarious scene where Han and Luke walking round dressed as stormtroopers run into another stormtrooper, which is actually vader, and all are oblivious as to who each other are ✅

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Originally posted by TheElectricFox
What if Red Superfly could take a joke??

I get what the thread is about, but only a couple of people have even botherred to make anything of interets out of it.

Most people are putting stuff like "What if Luke never made it out of the Death Star" and just leaving it, hanging there. It's just random, inane stuff with no humour.

What am I supposed to do - come along and think "Hrm, I wonder what would happen if Luke didn't get off the Death Star, hrm, he would die, I guess - oh what a hilarious joke! I understand now HAHAHAHA. MAN THIS THREAD ROCKS!".

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No, if this thread is worth botherring with, then it has to be done with ANSWERS.

Q: What if Darth Vader had a diarhoea attack in Return Of The Jedi?
A: George Lucas would get shot.

Q: What if the Ewoks turned to the dark side?
A: They'd explode.

Q: What if Star Wars was just a load of special effects and nothing else?
A: See Prequel Saga. (ooh burn)

WTF did I just type?

nice sig red

What if the first male midichloridian hadn't found the first female midicloridian? Life would be impossible =P.

Yea right...

What if Maul decided to kick Qui-Gon's Saber off the ledge, and the other half of his saber?

Obi-Wan would have been in deep crap

only the edge of mauls saber was cut off if you look closly
and i reckon obiwan would kick the shit outta him and into that shaft 🙂

Yah. Then steal Maul's saber, if it didn't fall down with him...

What if when Obi-Wan jumped out of the window in Ep. II and didn't catch the droid?

Obi-Wan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

steal mauls saber?
then he just waltz back into the jedi temple with a red lightsaber

its like an iraqi strolling through the whitehouse with a pistol

True.....

What if Qui-Gon didn't tell Anakin to duck when Darth Maul was behind him with his lightsaber?

Darth Maul: I will put this head on my wall by the hutt........

anakin would have gotten hit, then got pissed off and wupped mauls ass

He probably would have died anyway after a lightsaber hit

but anakin was the chosen one
and by looking at most movies
the chosen one only dies after doing what the chosen one is ment to do in the prophecy

what if Darth Maul had found this 'vergance' in the force before quigon had a chance to?

What if you all woke up tomorrow and episode III was canceled because terrorists bombed Lucasfilm Studios by mistake?

What if Obi-Wan accidentaly triped over anakin in Episode I, and anakin got pissed, and beat Obi-Wan to death?

First off, how does one trip over a kid? Second, what ten year old kid is gonna beat a twenty year old Jedi to death? Third, did you think about this before you posted it?

well anakin was going to beat greedo to death