anyone play chess?

im back *hears distant booing* but i need help, my father bought me a chess game for the computer (saw how much gore and guns were in doom 3 and halo 2) anyway, it was my first time playing, and i lost a lot of times, so i tried playing against the kid version... and i picked the easiest person to play, and lost there too, (to show how badly, look at the picture at the bottom) so i was wondering if anyone can help me learn how to play

no i dont know how 🙁

I play chess 😎.....🙁

eh, I used to be good...but now all I remember is how the pieces move 😕

forgot the picture 😄

dunno...i dont understand chess .

i just learned how to play solitare...🙂

Ahhh solitare a real game

maybe i should give up chess and get to card games, im good at poker, blackjack, and go fish

or strip poker

Teh r0x0rz s0x0rz iz here! o.o;

Meh,like I said on Yg00....Can't help j00 thur.

I do. First, know how the pieces move and know the value of the different chess pieces.

I play chess
and i'm pretty good at it

Originally posted by El Magnifico
Teh r0x0rz s0x0rz iz here! o.o;

Meh,like I said on Yg00....Can't help j00 thur.

O_o did wang... i mean aaron give you this site?

OMG!!!!! i cant believe people dont know how to play chess 🤨

the trick to chess is you have to plan your win in advance..how many moves that is that you will get your opponent in check.

the best advice I can give is push out your two pawns that allow you to bring out your bishop and queen immediately..leave the others pawns where they are as much as possible for a line of defense.

No but I play poker

Two Dimensional linear thinking on war is rather hard.... one must anticipate your last move rather then your first. its extrodinarily complex.... i can never beat a computer....