awww cry it's not his fault. Scientist found him on a distant planet inhabited by apes many moons ago.Unfortunately they thought it was a good idea to bring him to earth, where the atmosphere didn't agree with him and shrunk his already pea sized brain into a speck of dust, which allows him to type with his feet. Such a sad sad story he goes around Internet forums thinking everyone named Ralph is his mother from his home planet cry violinsadwalk
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by the way is your name really Edgar I like that name alot
there's no earthly way of knowing
which direction we are going
there's no knowing where we're rowing
or which way the river's flowing
is it raining is it snowing?
is a hurricane ablowing
are the fire's of hell aglowing
is the grisly reaper mowing
yes the danger must be growing
for the rowers keep on rowing
and they're certainly not showing
any signs that they are slowing....