plate vs. yoghurt

so, i've got following problem....

a few weeks ago, one of my brothers accidentally forgot two yoghurts (luckily unopened) and a spoon in the bathroom.... they stood there for like 2 weeks, before my mum ´cleaned them up, because actually my brother and i are supposed to clean our bathroom but we, he accidentally and i, intentionally, oversaw the yoghurt....

so, i ate a piece of cake in the bathroom (i was in a hurry, so i did everything at the same time 😮) and left the plate and the cream there. i needed the cream, so i took it away from there, but i wanted the plate and the yoghurt to compete.... now, the plate is nothing you can eat, so i thought that the yoghurt should count more.... and i thought, that after an entire month the plate would have clearly won, but now my other stupid brother took the plate away and i don't know which i should let win.... on the 18ththe plate would've been there for a month..... 🙁

do i have too much time? 😕 😛

You do.
Anyway plate wins.
Reminds me of a german joke that doesn't work in english at all.

What is deeper? Cup or plate?

plate wins? ok, then i win! 😱

😑 i don't get the joke.... errr, cup

no

its the or it is much deeper
now in german
Tasse oder Teller?
Die Oder ist viel tiefer als die anderen beiden, hahahahaha

ahhh, i see! 😄

oook, i'm not that smart 😮 because i did hear it before 😐

[EDIT] look! trainspotting in the sig ✅

not in english though

yea, in english it doesn't make too much sense 😛

hahah look at all those english speakers that don't have a clue what we are talking aboot. HAR HAR HAR

Cup or plate?
The or is much deeper than the other two, hahahahaha 😛

You got it? I am impressed. Fake - er

Originally posted by 42Bardock
hahah look at all those english speakers that don't have a clue what we are talking aboot. HAR HAR HAR

I think the real question is how many of us CARE to have that clue? 😛 😂

still fun for us 😊

you're just jealous, because you didn't get it 😛

Errrrrrrrrr nope, not in the least sweetie. But that's ok as long as you guys are having fun. 😆

we are

yeyy, thankies! 😄 you're right, as long as we have fun!

ok, there actually isn't so much to get for an english person..............

but which do you think should win? plate or yoghurt??

I know it I know it

I'm proud of you! ✅

Me too

I <3 (icecream) being able to speak Deutsche.

mein auch spreche deutsch!