i could catch a monkey

If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.

Wow, Dean... a world expert on frog poison

cheers 😄

or you take like a big club and hit it on the monkeys head when it leasts expects it. No poison that could kill you involved in that.

I'd lick the back of those hallucinogenic frogs, but thats probably all I'd do.

Prick yourself? hysterical2 I don't know why that's funny 😑

Originally posted by mechmoggy
I lick the back of the hallucinogenic frogs, but thats probably all I'd do.

Are they real or did you steal that from The Simpsons?

lol where do u get them smily faces from? tell me now or die! 😠

It was a great episode anyway.

They're real. ✅

Can't remember the link 😬 Ask Moose....

bloody hell!!
lol

Originally posted by mechmoggy
They're real. ✅

And where are these drug frogs obtained from?
Will I be able to find them in England?

Try one from a neighbours pond, but I doubt it.

unlikely...probably have to search the other end of the world
why? your not thinkin of licking them are you?

German tourist orders a steak in britain. Not medium not well done but bloody (mmmm delicious)

German Tourist: What comes with a bloody steak?
English Waiter: What about some ****ing potatoes

thats how nioce you are to us german tourist. Just because we could have kicked your island asses.

key word...COULD
nevr gonna happen
the way i saw it ..we was kickin your countrys ass 😄

Originally posted by dean7879
bloody hell!!
lol

Good golly, you are rather British aren't you? george And I know the extra smilies by heart, those I don't, I just guess. Using ~ instead of # 😄

Originally posted by mechmoggy
Try one from a neighbours pond, but I doubt it.

All they have is koi carp... if we had an oven right now I could eat that

we're havin a convo about frogs here...lets just acknowledge that for a second