Memory Game: 2

Éomer: King Théoden no longer knows friend from foe. Not even his own kin.
*He takes off his helmet, and the other horsemen put up their spears*
Saruman has taken hold of the King and claimed lordship over these lands. The White Wizard is cunning.. he walks here and there they say, as an old man, hooded and cloaked. Everywhere, spies *he looks at Legolas* slip past our nets.

Aragorn: We are no spies. We track a party of Uruk-hai Westward across the plain. They have taken two of our friends captive.

Éomer: The Uruks are dead - we slaughtered them in the night.

I know this is more than needed guys, but rarely do I remember the details. Let me off this once. 😬

Eomer: We piled the carcasses and burned them, to the east.
Gimli: But there were two hobbits! Did you see two hobbits with them?
Aragorn: They would be small. only children to your eyes.
Eomer: We left none alive.

(awkward moment)

Eomer: *whistles* Hasufel! Arod!
(two horses come up)
Eomer: These are for you. May they bring better fortune to you than their former masters. Keep looking for your friends, but do not trust to hope - it has forsaken these lands. WE RIDE NORTH!
(riders gallop away)

The three hunters arrive at the burned corpses, the highlight being an upright spear sticking through a Uruk-Hai's severed head.

(Gimli tosses stuff around in the pile and comes up with something.)
Gimli: *quietly* It's one of their wee belts....
Legolas: (Saying elvish memoir prayer)
Gimli: ...we have failed them.

(Aragorn kicks a helmet and roars in anger. NOTE: When Viggo Mortenson kicked the helmet, he broke his toe. That's why he yelled so loud.)

(Aragorn calms down, and looks the same way)

Aragorn: A hobbit lay here. And the other.

(Flashback scene of merry and pippin)
Aragorn: They were crawling.
(Flashback of M&P crawling)
Aragorn: They were bound.
(Aragorn picks up a tattered rope)
Aragorn: Their bonds were cut....and they were followed. Footsteps lead away from the battle..............into Fangorn Forest.

Gimli: Fangorn? What sort of madness drove them in there?

alright, alright, we'll let you off 🙄 😛

~Fangorn Forest~

Pippin: Did we lose him? I think we lost him!

*Grishnák bursts through the trees and spots the hobbits*

Grishnák: Aghh! I'm gonna rip out your filthy little innards! Come here!

*Hobbits run away, but they're still being followed*

Merry: Trees. Climb a tree.

*The hobbits each climb a tree*

Merry: He's gone.
*Grishnak appears at the bottom of the tree and grabs merry's leg*
Pippin: Merry!
*looks at the tree and sees a face ... 😖*
Pippin: Argh!!
*Pippin loses his grip but the tree catches him before he hits the ground*
Grishnak: Let’s put a maggot hole in your belly.
*Treebeard squashes the orc*
Pippin: Run Merry!

Treebeard: Little orc, burarum!
Pippin: It's talking, Merry! The tree is talking! 😱
Treebeard: Tree!!? I am no tree! I am an Ent!

three lines, okay?

Merry: Treeherder! A Shepherd of the forest.
Pippin: Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.
Treebeard: Treebeard some call me.
Pippin: And whose side are you on?

that's four!! 🙄 ahhhh never mind

Treebeard: Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on.. my side, little orc. Nobody cares for the woods anymore.
Merry: We're not orcs! We're hobbits?
Treebeard: Hobbits? hm.. never heard of a hobbit before. Sounds like orc mischief to me! They come with fire, they come with axes, biting, breaking, hacking, burning! Destroyers and Usurpers! Curse them!

Merry: No! You don't understand. We are hobbits! Halflings! Shirefolk!
Treebeard: Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. The White Wizard will know.
Pippin: White Wizard?
Merry: Saruman!

that's still four lines!! we're gonna get through this film too quickly 🙁

Gollum: See! See! We've lead you out! Very lucky we find you!
*sam passes by* Nice hobbit! 😂 i love that line

Sam: Ugh! He's lead us into a swamp!

Gollum: A swamp, yes, yes! Come, hobbits, we will take you on safe paths through the mist. Found it, I did: the way through the marshes. Orcs don't use it. Orcs don't know it. They go round for miles and miles. Come, soft and swift as shadows we must be.

Sam: There are dead things! Dead faces in the water!
Gollum: Aaall dead. Aaall rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle long ago.
The Dead Marshes. Yes, yes! That is their name. This way. Don't follow the lights.
Sam: Ohh! *as he almost falls in*
Gollum: Careful now! Or hobbits go down to join the dead ones, and light little candles of their own. *brilliant line*

*sigh* moggy, i'm giving up trying to enforce the three lines thing 🙄

*Frodo is in a trance and is staring at one of the dead... is that an elf?? Suddenly the elf/man's eye's open and are all white, and Frodo falls face first into the water*

Sam: Frodo!

*In the water, Frodo sees dead spirits faces and hands coming towards him. Then something grabs his shoulder and he is pulled out of the water*

Gollum: Don't follow the lights!

Frodo: Gollum?

😠 how.hard.is.it.to.follow.rules 😠
😄 😛 thank you for your time...I have anger-management issues 😛

^^ I thought he called him Smeagol here?? 😕 and then it goes to that dialouge...hmm.maybe im just imagining htings

nope Frodo says "Gollum!"

^^ however, dont follow the lights is after the gollum 😛

yeah you're right about that doh

DOH!!!

Sam: Frodo! are you alright?
Gollum: Sooo bright, sooo beautiful. Our Preciousss.
Frodo: What did you say?
Gollum: Master should be resting. Master needs to keep up hiss sstrength.

u missed out the bit where frodo gives gollum some lembas bread.. 😛

Sam: I hate this place. It's too quiet. Haven't heard the sound of a bird for three days.

Gollum: No, no birdsies. No crunchable birdsies! agghhh we are famished, yes famished we are precious! *he spots something in the water, and grabs it - it's a worm, he eats it, then makes a face*

Frodo: Here *he chucks Gollum some Lembas bread*

oh pooey poos!!! 🙁
well anyway, smeagol cant eat nasty elven bread, he must starve!

🙄
Gollum: What does it eat? Is it .. tasty? Eh? *he eats some bread* cough cough splutter splutter! aggghh! it tries to choke us! we can't eat hobbit food! we must starve.
Sam: well starve then! And good riddance.
Gollum: oh, nasty hobbit is so cruel! he doesn't care if we should starve. he doesn't care if we should die! not like.. Master.. Master cares. master knows. Yes... Master knows. Precious.... Once it takes hold of us... it never let's go.
*Frodo touches the ring, and Gollum touches Frodo's arm*