omg this was slipping so far down the list of topics cry
Sam: Because that's what he is Mr. Frodo. There's nothing in him but lies and deceit. It's the Ring he's after. It's all he cares about.
Frodo: You have no idea what it did to him. What it's still doing to him... I want to help him, Sam.
Sam: Why?!
I know I was like waaaa come back 🙁 and welcome back JohnnyBloom too 😄
Frodo: I'm sorry Sam, I don't know why I said that.
Sam: Well I do. It's the Ring..you can't take your eyes off it. I've seen you..you're not eating, you barely sleep. It's taken a hold of you Mr. Frodo, you have to fight it!
Frodo: I know what I must do Sam! The Ring was entrusted to me! It's my task, mine, my own!
*Sméagol looks around and discovers Gollum has gone*
Sméagol: We told him to go away! And away he goes precious! Gone gone gone! Sméagol's freeeeeeee!
~Next scene~
*Two rabbits get slomped (haha nice word) onto Sam by Sméagol*
Sméagol: Look! Look! See what Sméagol finds! *he laughs weirdly* They are young, they are tender they are nice! Yes there are! Eat them! Eaaat them!
*Sam takes the rabbits off Sméagol*
Sam: You'll make him sick you will, behaving like that! There's only one way to eat a brace of conies! (Dunno how to spell)
*Screaching sound that Sméagol makes*
Sméagol: What's he doing?! Stupid fat hobbit! You ruins it!
wohooo! i get my one of my favourite lines in the film 😄
Sam: Whats to ruin? There's hardly any meat on 'em. What we need is a few good taters."
Sméagol: What's taters? Preciousss, what's taters, eh?
Sam: PO-TA-TOES!! Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew! {😂 i love that line, duno why!}
Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish. Even you couldn't say no to that!
Originally posted by Batman Returnsyou're off dude!
sam: look mr. frodo! an oliphaunt! noone at home will believe this!
*Sam finds Frodo lying in some bushes watching an army across the way*
Sam: Who are they?
Gollum: Wicked men. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won’t be long now. He will soon be ready.
Sam: Ready to do what?