Superman vs Captain America

Originally posted by LeAtHerRFace
Superman would win in a fight.... but Cap is alot cooler.

I both don't like them

2 "america is Super" feeling

Prolly has 2 do coz i'm from Europe
but the whole CAP thing never really blowed me from ma feet
and Supes is the "US ideoligy of a US Hero"

PS I don't have anything against USA, but i like ma Heroes International so people like Cap fall of the roof 🙂

Originally posted by Asian Hulk
SUPERMAN : You can't do this Captain America!!!I know you want
to fight!!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA : Oh Yeah!!!!don't ever do this Superman!!!
I have a present for you!!!!

SUPERMAN : So what's your present for me?

CAPTAIN AMERICA : HERE TAKE IT!!!!(Cap throwing his shield to
hit Superman's breast)

SUPERMAN : Ughh!!!!!

CAPTAIN AMERICA : Now Superman.what's your question about
kryptonite you,red caped man?

SUPERMAN : Oh Yeah!!!! Here Captain!!!!(Superman blowing wind to
Captain America)

CAPTAIN AMERICA : Why You!!!!Ugh!!!

SUPERMAN : Here's your shield,Captain Flagman!!!

Captain Flagman would make a truly great hero.........

maybe if the Supe can attack the Cap.the Supes can win

lol

fighting hitler well these 2 fight it thristy work so drink coca colacoke
this is what would be on the advert breaks on this match

Captain America: what the hell was I thinking he's way too powerful! If only Thor was here to save my red white and blue a$$!!!

ok but the union jack (Brittish flag) is also red, white and blue and also the frenches is.

I've heard of this Union Jack Muffin Man. Captain America vs Union Jack! Now that'd be a fight!!!

As usual, Asian Hulk, you have sent a hero to be executed. Superman beats his human counterpart in two seconds. Captain America doesn't even have time to ponder why people enjoy putting him in matches where he can only dream to put up a good fight.

Hey everyone, has anyone heard or seen a reply lately from Asian Hulk?

Could be that he/his town has been affected by the earthquake/tsunamis.

No matches muffin man revived it asian hulk makes stupid threads but this one wasnt posted on in like 9 months until muffin man. Thatd be sad if it was.

my question about this thread is the fear that someone will actually come on and argue Cap'n America winning..I mean literally using intellectually logical reasoning in his decision...That's what I'm waiting to see..

Originally posted by SarKastic_OJ
my question about this thread is the fear that someone will actually come on and argue Cap'n America winning..I mean literally using intellectually logical reasoning in his decision...That's what I'm waiting to see..

...... Superman is very used to withstanding blows from powerful opponents and surviving. Many times he underestimates the abilities of the people he fights, and has often been subdued by opponents who come no where near his power level.(ie Toyman, Elastic Lad, and Batman to name a few)

A few seconds into the fight he will realize that his opponent only has human level abilities, and will become cocky due to his obvious superiority over the Captain.

The Captain being an excellent tactician/soldier, will quickly take advantage of this weakness, and throw his shield at the Man of steel.

Superman will more than likely believe his invulnerability is sufficient enough to withstand the shield's impact, due to not knowing anything about the MU or adamantium.

This battle ends with the lifeless body of Superman laying on the ground, and the weary/battle worn Captain looming over him. The Man of Steel's body is split in half by one of the strongest defensive/offensive weapons in the MU. 😆

You must be using the same herbs BlackPanther uses.

Nahh Actually I prefer inhalents, lysol, paint fumes, and that super glu stuff I buy at home depot...

maaan...superman smash da crap outa captn America....duuudes....this is SUPERMAN......faster dan a speeding bullet? ...captn got nothing on dis guy

whodamandog😛lease tell me you laced your post with wittiness and stirred it with sarcasm???

no ur niether using the herbs black panther uses nor inhalents, lysol, paint fumes or super glue,

the only thing u are using is cocaine, cause thas about the only thign thatll make a man reason for cap winnin in this fight.

hey wait cap wins this one, when he seas supes he invites him to a friendly pot smokin {u know, one fn boy scout to another}, superman agrees, they both sit down on a side of a dark road an start smokin pot, the only thing supes does not know is that his pot has been mixed with powdered kryptonite!!, just after a minute of smokin, supes starts throwin up and can only helplessly lye on the ground, then cap grabs his
shield and hits it in supes's crotch however supe's BALLS of steel are no match for the vibranium disk and cap gives the indestructable knuts a beating for a whole hour, just when supes is about to pass out, cab turn supes over and shoves his shield up superman's crack, n says, u fagot, im the only one wholl ever f____k louis lane from now on.

ok sorry about that mainstream but I'm not sure that you knewgiljotiini to cap would be more humane
note: this wouldn't happen they'd team up and drink pepsi pepsi