My armpits are itchy!

If you actually reply to this, you are retarded. And I mean MONDO retarded. But as you can see, there are a lot of retards who hang around the OffTopic Forum.
Retards!

You're also retarded if you even view this. HAHA!
Retard.

I think I shall be the one to say it that making a thread like this is far more retarded than viewing it or replying to it.

And with this im also going to close it.