a little boy and his 25 year old brother are on a boat, the brother pulls out a beer, "can i have a sip" the little boy asks "CAn your dick reach your *******?" the brother asked rudely the little boy paused, "well, no, no it cant" the little boy said, "Then theres your answer" about5 mintues later the big brother pulles out a sandwich "Can i have a bite please?" asked the little boy, "Well" said the brother " Can your dick reach your *******?" once again the little boy said " well no, no it cant" he aswered. they sat in silenc, then 10 mintues later the little boy pulls out acandy bar, the brother looks down at him "Hey can i have some of that?" he askes, the little boy smirked and asked "i dont know, can your dick reach your *******?" the bigger brother said "Well yes it can" he answered, thinking he had won. "The ,little boy smiled at him "Then go Fuk yourself"