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Phoenix Aska <Insert title here>

I went to cousins subs one time and I ordered a roast beef 6in sub and they gave me 4 little slices of beef and lots of nasty lettace, a couple of tomatoes, and a crap load of mayonnaise...it was disgusting...that's why everyone should go to Quiznos...

Reckoning Senior Member

I remember watching Super-Size Me and people were even contemplating an all-Subway diet because of that loser. You won't lose weight eating Subway. Guaranteed.

MornGlory Sleeping In My Soul

the only big reason that Jared SUbway guy lost all that weight is because he said he WALKED A LOT! - and drank a lot of water

subway is a lot of bread -which is a lot of carbs!

it would be an expensive diet!

5knuckleShuffle Restricted

well duh rech you dont just eat a sandwich and just drop pounds. you gotta work out also

Phoenix Aska <Insert title here>

No you won't...but you won't gain much weight either by eating one sandwich a meal.

Reckoning Senior Member

Originally posted by MornGlory
the only big reason that Jared SUbway guy lost all that weight is because he said he WALKED A LOT! - and drank a lot of water
subway is a lot of bread -which is a lot of carbs!
it would be an expensive diet!

That's not what the advertisements display though. It just reminds me of that South Park episode. And people buy into it; just looking for a quick fix. It's abominable.

Ou Be Low hoo Restricted

Originally posted by Ronny
what is your childhood trama? 😖

I love it! So bizarre and obscure!

Let me translate for anyone who doesn't understand this word 'trama':

trama = 'The loosely woven substance which lines the chambers within the gleba in certain Gasteromycetes.' (Thanks to my friends at dictionary.com for that one!)

So basically you are asking, 'What is your childhood substance that is loosely woven and lines the chambers within the stuff that is inside the puff-ball of certain mushrooms and fungi?'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think it is the most amazing question I have ever been asked in my life and I have no idea where to begin!

Or maybe you are talking Shiitake mushrooms...

Alpha Centauri Restricted

God I missed this place.

Such pointless drivel is so entertaining. I'm not sure how to celebrate my new found happiness. Perhaps I quiet chuckle.

*Chuckles Quietly*

Ehhhhehehehehehehe.

-AC

Jackie Malfoy Jacks

If you think so go on a diet and don't eat anything inbetween meals and ever pass seven pm!I am sure you wil be back to your normal weight in no time!JM

ladygrim The Grim piratess

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Corran Lucifer

Originally posted by MornGlory
i have big boobs (not huge but bigger than average) - 🙁 i hate them - maybe thats why I weight more than you
but stilll
YOU ARE NOT FAT

Need any help weighing them just so we can assure Ronny that boobs should not affect weight too much 😉

silver_tears Senior Member

you're not alone droolio I hate the holidays...

frodo34x ^_^

The communist llama strikes again!

s|m Senior Member

http://www.brianmac.demon.co.uk/idealw.htm
Ronny, you are NOT FAT

Frodo, wtf 🤨