The Creator's Birthday

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*O hi Zed, nice of you to drop by*
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*adjusts Tomacco slapping machine to Gundy size*
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*builds atomic bomb and leaves it on Gundy's doorstep*
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Oops.

*checks 1945 atomic bomb guide*

It says here in case of angering your Sith Master beyond reason and in danger of atomic bomb blast from said anger, to do one of the following;

1. Hide, preferrably in the fartherest galaxy.

2. Blow your brains out.

3. Beg for mercy.

Hmmmm.....

4. You can run, but you can't hide. 😠 😈

Well that leaves 2 or 3. Not planning on blowing my brains out, cause I need them occasionally.

*Throws self at queeq's feet and wraps arms around his legs*

I'm begging for mercy now.

You need to try harder, you unfaithful b***^^$&^$%&*^%*)&*%*%**&^ and (*^(%^*%*&$%&%&% or I'l *&%&*(%(O^*%&%$^$ and *(&^(^^(**^(*(.
My wrath will be long remembered. 😈

Oh my most beloved Sith Master, the most exaulted, most great, most powerful, most feared in all the galaxy, I beg for your mercy.

*smothers queeq with wet kisses, rubs naked body all over him*

Good lord. 😱

You have someplace to hide me ?

Damn right. You can hide at my place. 😉

*hides at ToMacco's place*

Good job. He'll never find me here.

*gives Gundy a drink*

So, how you doin'?

*best italian guy voice *

How you doin' ?

*sits down, takes a big bag of popcorn and a large soda*
*begins eating*
THIS I have to see!

*Talking to queeq on the phone*

- You checked everywhere for her eh?

- Yup, that sounds like everywhere she'd think of going, except maybe To's place but when's the last time he had a chick back there?!! Ha ha ha ha.......oh mercy.

Yo, Gundy - why don't you stay over at my place? 😉

I think you posted in the wrong thread Raz 😉

Originally posted by Gundark
*hides at ToMacco's place*

Good job. He'll never find me here.

still ... with that reply...
Go Tiger 😉

Well since Mech (my former pal) has practically ratted me out, now I have to go hide somewhere else.

*gets plane ticket to Raz's place*

I wonder where she will flee to now...