Why Cat got suspended

Slipknot made a thread about so I thought 'Why not?'

This actually happened last year before school ended (still holidays)

It was because that @sshole science teacher of mine said that the Evil Dead movies sucked and everybody involved with them should be killed.

So I leapt out of my chair and screamed "You better shut the **** up if you want to live Fat Boy!"

It was worth it, no one bad-mouths The Evil Dead movies, Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi while I'm around!

ILL KILL THE FAT MOTHER ****ER WHO SAID THAT 😠 MORON

As I already said, somewat more calmly than Ronny... 'fill his science room with gas, and light a match, before I do'

You got suspended for talking. I hit a teacher in the head with an eraser before and I didnt get suspended

While your teacher is apparently a moron, you threatened his life directly so suspension seems somewhat conceiveable.

-AC

Originally posted by R0B
You got suspended for talking. I hit a teacher in the head with an eraser before and I didnt get suspended

I threw a pen and it hit one in the head, she didnt even find out who it was 😮‍💨

Do not worry people, on the last day of school I slipped poison into his coffee 🙂

That'll teach the b@stard! 😠

So you killed him?

Would she tell us?

maybe

Guys I'd love to tell you but I'm on the run from the law 😬

Whats his name so I can go kill him a bit more?

Evil Dead was a pretty bad movie though

So your running around with your computer?

Originally posted by 42Bardock
Evil Dead was a pretty bad movie though

*slaps*

Its better than what she'll do to you.

i got suspened two days in a row for talking back to a teacher 🙄

one day i got suspened for telling a teacher to 'shut up you dont know what your talking about" and the day i got back the same teacher sent me to the pricipals offece for rufusing to say accept an apology from to some basterd who squeezed my boob and then the principle told me i wasnt aloud at school for the next three days 😑

oh well Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees are after me already so what can happen

Originally posted by 42Bardock
oh well Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees are after me already so what can happen

The Evil Dead fans can catch you?

This would be pretty bad, if they get me what would be less painful saying it sucked or telling them I never saw it?

Originally posted by 42Bardock
This would be pretty bad, if they get me what would be less painful saying it sucked or telling them I never saw it?

Say you never saw it, then we'll just tie you to a chair and make you watch the trilogy until you say you love them.