Real World Watchtower

Real World Watchtower
Superman: This is the true story
Martian Manhunter: True story
Wonder Woman: Of seven super heroes

Real World Watchtower

Superman: This is the true story
Martian Manhunter: True story
Wonder Woman: Of seven super heroes
Green Lantern: Picked to live in star base
Hawk Girl: To find out what happens
Flash: When heroes stop being polite *belch*
Batman: And start getting real.
Everyone in unison: The Real World- Watchtower.

Show Starts with Hawk Girl in confessional.

Hawkgirl: I just don’t like him; he’s rude, inconsiderate, always eating, and constantly makes lude comments concerning his speed… I’m just surprised Diana hasn’t smacked him yet!?

Wonder Woman: I just try and stay away from him. He’s always asking dumb questions like “ Hey, Diana when’s the next time your visiting Paradise Island, can you take me?” or “ Hey Diana have any sisters?” I’m just surprised Hawkgirl hasn’t smacked him yet.

Flash: Yeah, me and the ladies of the house get along great. They’re always wanting to hang wit me. Hey who am I to blame them. However I do think the male to female ratio of the Watchtower has to change; although Manhunter is a Martian and I think there asexual so I guess he doesn’t count??

Superman talking to Lois on the phone

Superman: *sniff* I just want to go home *sniff* I miss ma and pa and everyone else so much.

Lois: Why don’t you just fly down here and come visit us???

Superman: Oh… You don’t think I ever thought about that!!! I have responsibilities Lois and with great responsibilities come great power!!

Lois: It’s “with great power comes great responsibility” and I do believe another universe has that saying.

Superman: Don’t deride me Lois this place would fall apart if I left!!!

Louis: Supes, there’s like 6 other heroes up there, I think they would get along fine if you left for a while.

Superman: What, you think a batarang or a magic lasso is going to stop a meteor Lois!? Huh!? Do you!? I don’t think so!!...

Louis: Well seeing as there are no meteors headed for earth today…

Superman: Yeah I guess your right. Ill see you in five minutes Louis.

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A short while later.

Hawk Girl and Wonder Woman are talking in the kitchen

Wonder Woman: He said what!?

Hawk Girl: Something about your magic lasso, he’s really been acting mean lately always bringing up meteors; as if he and Bruce Willis are the only ones who can stop them.

Wonder Woman: Oh man not the meteor thing again. Who told you this?

Hawk Girl: Green Lantern

Wonder Woman: when did he tell you this?

Hawk Girl: In the showe- um I mean the game room yeah the game room

Wonder Woman: O Kay?? Any way when Supes gets back me and him are going to have a little talk.

Flash walks into the kitchen
Flash: Hey Ladies Green Arrow is gonna crash here tonight, is that ok??

Hawk Girl: Seeing as he will probably crash here anyway…

Wonder Woman: Does Batman know about this.

Flash: Umm yeah… He knows. Hey, who ate all the pie!?

Hawk Girl: You did.

Flash: ****!! Well can't you bake one?

Hawkgirl reaches for mace and Wonder Woman stops her.

Wonder Woman: We'll pick some up later.

Wonder Woman and Superman argue in the living room

Wonder Woman: What do you have against my magic lasso.

Superman: Umm nothing… Hey um that’s a nice tiara …do you know where I can get one, Um cause me and Lois were talking and-

Wonder Woman: Don’t try and change the subject on me, you know just as well as I do that we have virtually the same strength.

Superman: Hey all I’m saying is that it takes a lot more than a lasso to stop a meteor.

Wonder Woman: What you don’t think I can stop a meteor Ill have you know I’ve ***** slapped meteors that would make you $#!+ your Kryptonian pants.

Superman: Hey my mom made these pants!!!

Wonder Woman: Oh please don’t bring your mom into this.

Superman: Oh like you don’t bring up your island and all the gods you’ve hung with “Oh just last week me and Odin were talking”

Wonder Woman: Odin’s a Norse god moron.

Superman: yeah whatever, Listen I’m sure you have knocked down your fair share meteors Diana.

Wonder Woman: Your **** right I have.

Green Lantern walks in

Green Lantern: Hey you two lets settle down a bit we don’t want to see this get ugly.

Wonder Woman: Yeah were going to see things get Ugly!!

Superman looks at watch

Superman: Oh crap its eight can we talk about this later I have to go pick up some heavy objects somewhere.

Superman flies off

Wonder Woman: You better fly.

Green Lantern: Let it go, He’s just going through a phase.

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LOL! This is SO FUNNY. Good job Cosmic Kramer! 🙂

A while later
Green Lantern and Martian Manhunter are playing ping pong and talking.

Green Lantern: So I made a giant green gun and busted a cap in that robot’s @$$

Martian Manhunter: I hear that, by the way do you know who ate all those brownies I baked???

Green Lantern: No… Hell I didn’t even know you baked brownies!?

Flash walks in

Flash: *belch* Dang those were some good brownies.

Martian Manhunter: You Ate All the brownies I baked!?

Flash: You baked those !? I gotta tell you I’ve had brownies and yours are with out a doubt the best brownies I have ever had the privelage of eating.

Martian Manhunter: I slaved over a hot oven baking those brownies for the team.

Flash: Oh by the way Plastic Man and Green Arrow are gonna crash here tonight.

Green Lantern: Does Batman know about this.

Flash: Ummm… yeah…

a emonkeroo jumps into the room

Green Lantern: What the hell is that!?!

Flash: Oh that's are knew mascot, I got him to boost morale

Green Lantern: Flash, You know there's know pets allowed in the watchtower.

Flash: Dude, he's not a pet he's a member of the team.

Martian Manhunter: Well could you tell him to stop doing that to my leg!!!

Green Lantern: Oh man!!

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Martian Manhunter in confessional
Martian Manhunter: It’s like he doesn’t even care *sniff* He doesn’t know all the love and care I put into those brownies *sniff* turn the camera off, I SAID TURN IT OFF.

Manhunter smacks the camera

Martian Manhunter: How do my brownies taste now!!!

Green Lantern in confessional

Green Lantern: Yeah, Manhunter is real sensitive about his cooking. One time I saw him beat the hell out of an easy bake oven.

Wonder Woman In confessional
Wonder Woman: Me and Batman have a little bit of a thing going, but lately he’s been acting kinda mysterious and shady? He comes home like at six in the morning, after being out all night with Zeus knows who! I mean who in the underworld does he think he is. So anyway we were talking and I brought up our relationship.

Flashback to conversation between Batman and Wonder Woman. Batman arrives at the Watchtower and Diana is waiting for him.

Wonder Woman: Where were you Mr !?

Batman: I was out fighting crime, what do you think I was doing making cotton candy.

Wonder Woman: Are you seeing someone. I mean it doesn’t bother me if you are.

Batman: Oh man not this again, you know I work late… Hey and what business is it of yours what I do at night. I swear, what we had was so 3 ½ days ago get over it.

Wonder Woman: *sniff* so you don’t think what we had was special *sniff* well you go ahead then ‘Mr I am the Night’ you go and do what ever you want.

Batman: Your **** right I will!!

Batman in confessional

Batman: I swear if I wanted a wife I would mail order one from Russia. Nag Nag Nag, I swear I thought we had an agreement. It was a one time deal we were both alone I was drunk out of my mind… !? Oh wait I don’t drink, never mind that… Does any one else smell Kangaroo poop???

Green Lantern and Hawk Girl sitting close on the couch watching television.

Hawk Girl: Hell if meteor was heading toward me I whack the hell out of it with my mace then bust a cap in it’s cratered @$$

Green Lantern: That’s what I said! So how’s about you show me a little bit of that Thanagarian love.

Hawk Girl and Lantern share an awkward pause and make like to kiss each other
Flash suddenly speeds into the room and pops his head between the two.

Flash: Hey guy’s how’s it hanging!!!

GL: Hey FLASH!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!

Hawk Girl shakes her head annoyed

Flash: Yeah man good to see you too… Oh by the way The Atom, Green Arrow and Plasty are gonna crash here tonight.

Hawk Girl: Oh man not Plastic Man

GL: Man I can’t stand that guy… Well tell him know impersonations, Last time he was here made himself up like Hawk Girl and I was this close to … hm never mind.

Hawk Girl: Well I hope you told Batman

Flash: Umm Yeaaah… I just told him and he was real cool with it. Bats was all like ‘Sure I love guest’

GL: Yeah well our lil mascot emonkarang-

Flash: Emonkeroo! What have you monsters done?

GL: Yeah whatever anyway he left a lil present for you to clean up, you better do it before Bats sees it.

Flash: Yeah… Im right on top of it.

GL: Well you better do it quick because it stinks something fierce.

Hawk Girl: Yeah, Flash what are you feeding that thing!?

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9 am
Flash walks into the confessional

Flash: Wait this isn’t the bathroom!? My bad.

Flash walks out of confessional and into bathroom
Not quite one second later
Flash zips out of bathroom

Flash: Aahh relief.

Martian Manhunter is sitting at the kitchen table reading the newspaper just before the doorbell rings.

Martian Manhunter: Ha Ha, That Dilbert always doing something.

DING DONG

Martian Manhunter: Come In.

Man walks in with a clipboard

Man: Hey I just need to know where we should put these kegs you ordered.

Martian Manhunter: Kegs??? We didn’t order any kegs??

Flash zips into the room

Flash: I got this one Marty. Yes I ordered the kegs just set them down over there.

Man: Ok, Bring them in boys

Ten men walk in carrying large kegs of beer.

Green Lantern walks in with a confused look on his face.

GL: What’s going on here Flash!?

Flash: Oh were having a little get together tonight

GL: And who might be coming to this little get together!?

Flash: You know a couple of our friends Green Arrow, Black Canary, a couple of others…

GL: That’s ten kegs Flash!!! How many others!!!

Flash: the graduating senior class of some high school I spoke to.

GL: WHAT!?!?!?!? The principal of that school obviously has mental problems.

Flash: Relax GL, I’m gonna hold the party in the ballroom it’ll all be cool.

Martian Manhunter: How, might I ask did you get the entire senior class of Memorial High School to come for your party?

Flash: It’s like this, I was invited to the school to talk to the kids about peer pressure and stuff, and I invited them over for a lil party, Don’t worry I’m going to chaperone.

GL: Chaperone!!! You couldn’t chaperone a ****ed sea monkey!!!

Flash: Dude that sea monkey huge. Hey its not just high school kids there’s gonna be some college girls there too.
Flash nudges GL.

Flash: Dude your gonna love it.

GL: Does Batman and Superman know about this.

Flash: Batman’s always throwing parties and Supe’s don’t care.

GL: YEEEAAAH???

A while later…
Martian Manhunter is in the kitchen making bean dip when Batman and Hawk Girl walk in.

Hawk Girl: Why do we have ten kegs in the living room??? And why are you making bean dip???

MM: Flash decided he would throw ‘little’ party here tonight with some other hero’s

Batman: But why ten kegs???

MM: Coincidently he invited some 300 high school kids to the party, not to mention some college ones.

Hawk Girl: Dang that’s one big party!?! How do you plan on keeping this under controll

MM: Superman has it covered, Suprisingly he is looking foreward to the party he thinks he’ll be able to “break it down” with the kids…

Batman: Don’t worry Hawk Girl, high school kids are a superstitious cowardly lot!

Hawk Girl: No Batman, your thinking of ‘evil doers’.

Batman: Oh yeah… I always get those two mixed up. So who are the other heroes coming to this party?

MM: As far as I know it’s going to be Green Arrow, Plastic Man, The Atom, and Black Canary… I’m sure there are some others but I can’t read it out of Flash’s mind.

Batman: what!? Are his thoughts to complex!?

MM: Ha!! Not at all it’s just weird!? You should see the stuff he thinks about…

Hawk Girl: Ill take a pass.

Batman: well it looks like we have no other choice but to attend this party… By the way does anyone else smell monkey poop???

A short while later…
Hawk Girl is sitting down when she gets a phone call…

Phone: RRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!

Hawk Girl: I got it!! Hello?... Oh its you…

Hawk Man: Hey there baby, I knew you missed me.

Hawk Girl: Really?! Perhaps you forgot me telling you that I never want to see you again!!!

Hawk Man: Oh come on baby that was a long time ago, let it go all ready.

Hawk Girl: Listen what we had is over; you were always cheating on me and running around behind my back!!

Hawk Man: Like I said baby that’s old stuff.

Hawk Girl: I’m not your baby!!!

Hawk Man: AAAHH come on bab-um, girl you know you were the only Lady for me… Listen Ill make up for all that at the little party you’re having tonight.

Hawk Girl: How do you know about the party!?

Hawk Man: Flash invited me sweet thing.

Hawk Girl: *mutters* figures.

Hawk Man: Yeah you should be able to spot me real quick, Ill be the hot Thangarian with the big wings.

Hawk Girl: Ill be the angry woman with the large mace.

They both hang up
Green Lantern walks in.

Green Lantern: Who was that on the phone?

Hawk Girl: Umm, Know one special… just some guy I broke up with a while ago.

Green Lantern: Well I hope he knows you’re not available, because you got a date with a little green thunder!!!

Hawk Girl: what does that supposed to mean!?

Green Lantern: I’m-not too sure???

Hawk Girl: Ok???

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Everyone is setting up for the party when they hear the doorbell ring.

Superman: Ill get it.
*opens the door to reveal a heavy metal band*

Superman: Hello?

Scud: Hey dude we’re the band you asked for.

Superman: What’s the band’s name?

Scud: We call ourselves Roadkill we play gigs throughout the Galaxy.

Superman: ‘Yeah dog I’m down with the dope beats, word up homey’ ha ha. That’s a little gangsta humor. However I can’t say I heard of you

Scud: um yeah. We just got done rocking the @$$ off of Argon Seven, Dude the entire population is female ‘HOT’ then we got a call from Flash to come to this party and we were like “*****ing”

Superman: Word. Flash is out on a beer run right now, and the party doesn’t start for a couple of hours. Well you guys/ I mean homies come on in.

Later that night at the party:
The band starts rocking out hard-core style… The rest of the Justice League are at the party watching the High School kids.

Flash: *drinking strait from the keg* Woo Hoo PARTY!!!

Meanwhile

Superman walks up to a group of high school kids talking.

Superman: Gather round kids its piñata time!!

High School girl: UGH!! What a loser.

Superman: Suits yourself, more fun for me.

A young couple starts dancing very close as the reach to kiss a bright translucent green wall separates them.

Green Lantern: Hey!! Not till the third date!!

Young man: but this is our third date!!

Green Lantern: Then get a motel!!

Flash speeds between a group of girls talking and drinking.

Flash: Hello ladies if any of you need anything, like as super fast stud, someone to give your number to, a spanking, or whatever come see me.

Wonder Woman smacks Flash

Flash: Ow what was that for!? I was only being polite!?

Wonder Woman: You call that polite??

Flash: Umm yeah? What’s your definition of it coming up to random people and smacking them
LATER

Hawk Girl is talking to Wonder Woman and Black Canary

Wonder Woman: So what is with you two and the color green?

Black Canary: What do you mean?

Wonder Woman: I mean how both of you are going with heroes with color green in there names.

Hawk Girl: Oh…

Hawk Girl notices Hawk Man talking to some girls.

Hawk Girl: Excuse me I have some unfinished business to attend to.

Flash is talking to a young couple getting rather close.

Flash: Yeah if you two are planning on doing anything special just go into GL’s room he doesn’t mind.

Young Guy: Wow tell GL thanks.

Flash: I will *gives thumbs up*

GL walks up to Flash

GL: What did you tell them?

Flash: Just to have a good time.

GL: I dig it… By the way have you seen Hawk Girl???

Flash: Last I saw she was talking to some guy with big wings. I think it was Wing Man or something.

GL: you mean Hawk Man!?

Flash: Yeah that’s it Hawk Wing Man.

GL: Whatever, I’m gonna go beat someone up.

Flash: OK I’m gonna pass out in the next couple hours or so.

Meanwhile in the Hall of Justice

Superman talks to some kids with a half glazed look on his eyes.

Superman: Wow these sure are some good BROWNIES you hafto give my ma the respy *laughs*

Stoner kid: Ya sure dude *laughs* Dude, how many special brownies did you eat??

Superman: *laughs* I’m not quite sure DUDE *laughs*maybe 200 or so

Stoner Kid: *laughs* but dude I only brought like *laughs* 5 man.

Superman: *laughs*I know *giggles* that’s why I put them in the Justice League food cloning machine Dude *laughs* then I laid them on the table so everyone can have some *laughs*

Stoner kid: *Laughs*

Diana walks by

Diana: what’s so funny Superman?

Superman: That’s SuperMAN to you *laughs*

Diana: That’s what I said Superman (freak)

Superman: Dudian- *laugh*I mean Diana Dude you have to try these brownies.

Stoner kid: Yeah they’re awesome *laughs*

Diana takes a bite out of a brownie

Diana: wow these are really good!!!

Meanwhile in a different location of the Watchtower.

Hawkman and Hawkgirl are in the midst of a heated confrontation.

Hawkgirl: 9 times you did it!!! And I still took you back.

Hawkman: Listen its not my fault I was born with these hot @$$ wings

Hawkgirl: Yeah right *sarcastic*

Hawkman: I never heard any complaints, if you know what I mean!! Plus all the ladies say there a good size.

Hawkgirl: Really, well maybe if you knew how to work them!!!

Hawkman: What!!! Well at least mine aren’t FAKE!!!!

Hawkgirl: You did not just go there!!!

Hawkman: Oh I went there!!!

Hawkgirl : Hey!!! These babies are all REAL unlike my ORG-

Meanwhile Batman observes the confrontation from a safe distance…

Batman: What the heck is going on in THANAGAR !?!?

Meanwhile in a somewhat different part of the watchtower…

The Flash stands on the stage wearing nothing but his red mask and boxer shorts.

Flash: Hey ladies they don’t call me the Flash for nothing.

The crowd cheers

Meanwhile

Superman and a bunch of kids sit in a room filled with burning incense and pillows talking.

Stoner kid: You see dudes, Like a quadrabillion years in the future when man is long gone there going to dig up are fossils and artifacts.

Stoner chick: Just like we dig up the fossils of dinosaurs and lost civilizations.

Stoner kid: Exactly!!

Superman: Dude…

Stoner chick: And like all the things that uncover our fossils and artifacts will have to make assumptions on how we lived… just like we do with past civilizations.

Superman: Duuude…

Stoner kid: so if they uncover a toilet seat they might think it’s like a necklace for one of our mighty kings or something… because all they can do is make ‘assumptions’ on how we lived.

Stoner chick: there is sooo much we don’t know… but who exactly will it be who uncovers our fossils and artifacts???

Superman: she has a point there Dude.

Stoner kid: The SQUIDS dude!! Don’t you watch the discovery channel!! You see the squids are going to evolve and take the place of man!!
Superman: I once fought a giant alien squid and Ill be gosh darned if I let squids take over my home!!

Stoner chick: I hear that.

Superman: Be a chum and pass me some more of those ‘MAGIC BROWNIES’.

Stoner kid: You read my mind dude.

Superman: Now if those squids try and take over my planet Ill take them all on!!

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A very short while later: Hawkgirl and Hawkman continue their fight…
Hawkman: Hey even the HYNDINBURG looks small when it’s flying into the GRAND KANYON!!!!

Hawkgirl: OH REALLY!!!

*WHACK!!!* a giant green mace knocks Hawkman out.

Green Lantern: FLY INTO THAT ****!!!!

Hawkgirl: It’s about time!

Green Lantern: Sorry I got into this stupid argument with Superman about ‘SQUIDS’?? Then he gave me these awesome brownies!

Hawkgirl: Give me some of that green sugar!

Green Lantern: Right on
The two start making out…

Meanwhile Wonder Woman is wearing a tie died T-shirt with assorted hippy accessories. She then approaches the Martian Manhunter…

Wonder Woman: Dude you SOOOOO have to try out these brownies dude.

Martian Manhunter: I’m not sure Diana those brownies have been making everyone act kind of… weird.

Wonder Woman: Oh come on dude don’t be such a ‘square’

Superman jumps in the scene with fudge all over his face.

Superman: Did somebody say ‘squid’?

Wonder Woman: Dude I didn’t say squid I said SQUARE.

Superman: That sounds like squid talk to me!!!

Wonder Woman: Dude chill out and try some more brownies!!

Superman: Good idea… Manhunter you really should try out these brownies…

Wonder Woman: Yeah dude their like all natural straight from Hera herself *laughs*

Manhunter: Listen I don’t want your doped up brownies.

Superman: Dude don’t be jealous just because they beat the trash out of your brownies.

*WHACK* Superman is knocked out by a telekinetic blast (or something) from the Martian.

Manhunter: HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE BROWNIES NOW!!!!

Batman jumps in the scene

Batman: what’s going on here??? Hey what’s with these brownies???

Wonder Woman: Relax Dude there all natural.

Batman takes a small taste

Batman: Do you know what this is!!!

Manhunter: A brownie??

Batman: Yes but its much more!! These are ‘marijuana brownies’!!

Wondy and Marty: !?!?!

Batman: Hell man don’t you understand!!! The chronic, ‘MARY JANE’

Manhunter: Isn’t she Spiderman’s wife?

Batman smacks Manhunter

Wonder Woman: Dude violence is not the answer… !?!?! What did I just say?? I’m an Amazonian!!! Your right J’onn these brownies must be stopped… *laughs* Ha HA Ha Ha...

Batman: she’s right we need to stop these brownies… but first we should learn the recipe!!!

Manhunter and Wondy: !?!

Batman: So we can use it against our enemies…

Manhunter and Wondy: !?!?

Batman: … And for ourselves…

Manhunter and Wondy: !?!?!?!

Batman: For like special occasions and stuff… Come on don’t be squares.

Wonder Woman and Manhunter: We dig it.

Batman: Now lets go makes some brownies.

Later that night… Batman, Wonderwoman, and the Martian Manhunter, work on recreating the magic brownies…

Batman takes a taste of the brownie mixture…

Batman: D*MN it man, its still not good enough!!!

Manhunter: I don’t understand we put in all the ingredients including the ‘Mary Jane’ you requested.

Wonderwoman: But we want these to be SUPER MAGIC BROWNIES.

Batman: HMMM??? I GOT IT!! I’ll use my Bat Chronic.

Batman reaches into his utility belt and pulls out a little baggy with the Bat symbol on it.

Batman: This should do the trick…

Wonderwoman: What exactly do you do in the Bat cave???

Batman: What??? … Its medical purposes!!

Manhunter: This is the ‘chronic’ used in the brownie mixture.

Manhunter hands Batman a baggie full of m.j

Batman: Ok light me up.

Manhunter:?!?!?

Batman: My BAT BONG should do the trick!

Batman pulls out the Bat Bong from his utility belt! (use your imagination as to what it looks like)

Manhunter: Sure?

Batman: What!?!? DUDE! Research!

Batman puts the bong in Manhunters mouth and tells him to inhale. Batman lights up and J’onn breathes in… and passes out.

Batman: Don’t worry he’ll be up by tomorrow afternoon.

Wonderwoman: well now that he’s gone how’s about a little love.

Batman: Amazonian style!

The two make out…

The Next Morning…

Everyone lays scattered passed out from a long night of partying… Superman lays passed out, fudge all over his face, on a tower of pillows

Superman in the confessional

Superman: Yeah it was a good party… I really think I helped keep order and instilled some good wholesome values on those kids. And they taught me a lot as well. For one I learned that brownies can’t solve all your problems… But they do help. And I also learned that super intelligent squids are a force to be reckoned with and must be stopped!!! I think that all in all we had a swell time.

Hawkgirl in the confessional

Hawkgirl: Yeah the party was all right except for the fact Flash had to invite some 300 minors to our ‘secret’ fortress… what a friggin moron. Anyway me and John sorted things out and I think we learned a lot about each other. Like that ring can be use for more than just fighting.

Green Lantern in confessional

Green Lantern: I don’t know what the &$*# goes on in Thanagar. That girl was screaming and clawing, feathers flying all over the place. -What? Heck yeah I’m stickin with her.

Manuhunter in confessional

Manhunter: For some reason… I’m extremely thirsty… and have this strange craving for… Cookie Dough

Batman in confessional

Batman: I think me and Diana took our relationship to the next level. Mainly we’re exploring food… mostly fudge. And I’m thinking about starting a new ‘HERBAL MEDICINE’ branch of Wayne Tech.

Wonder Woman in confessional

Wonder Woman: I think me and Batman have grown closer after our fudge incident, and not just because we got stuck together. The world of man is an intriguing place.

Flash in confessional

Flash: Oh dude that party was so awesome… I don’t remember most of it, but I’m sure it was awesome. I have like twelve different chicks names and numbers written on my arm as well as other parts of my body… My head hurts like crazy but my super metabolism should be kicking in soon. Yeah I’d like to think I brought the group closer together.

THE END

LOL! This is SO FUNNY. Good job Cosmic Kramer! 🙂

Thank you...finally the gift of dignity.

Yeah you deserve it.

The K-man has done it again!!! 💃 💃 💃

you need to find a way to publish that

Nah, its far too crude for todays more gentle americans. lol

This is great.

very funny cosmo, really, excellent...

when's the next episode?