MTV Movie Awards Reloaded...Epic...

Do the Robot Neo
No
Do the Robot
What If I can't What If i Fail
Chill Out Dude its just the robot

me & my friends still go onb about that

our classics teacher always writes his initials on the board when he wants something to be left up and his initials are "J.T"

so you can do the robot with JT!

Come on Neo get in there.
No.
Well, hell, I will. Talk to me boy! Don't be scared. Yeah, do the part...do the naked part!

Mr. Timberlake.
Mr. William Scott.
Hey, you that dude who got peed on in American Pi---Good lord. How big is your fist. Hey, this sh** is dry clean only.
You'll like being a dude.
I do.

😆 too funny

That is a sh** load of Stiflers.
Stop hitting yourself!
Who farted?
(laughs)
Seans, focus! Let's get Mr. Timberlake.
Sean pile!(repeated)
Wet Willy Mr. Timberlake.
Justin you hit me. That is so not cool.

the mini door is so muffin can go piddle!

Architect: Hello I've been waiting for you three
Neo: Who are you?
Justin: Yeah who are you?
Architect: I am the Architect but please call me Larry
Sean: Hey Larry
Justin: Larry
Architect: I created the Matrix and several popular video games including QBert and Dig Dug
Justin: Remember that?
Sean: Yeah
Architect: I didn’t create Frogger but I came up with the name for it, can you believe they wanted to call it Highway Crossing Frog
Sean: That is so lame
Architect: I know, it’s the lamest thing I’ve ever heard of “Highway Crossing Frog”

Neo:"Why am I here?"
Sean:"Yeah, why are we here?"
Architect:"Is there an echo in here?"
Echo:"Is there an echo in here?"
Architect:"The MTV Movie Awards is a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Although you are here subconsiously, you remain irrevecably human. Ergo, concordantly, vesave.....You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."

the job was originally for neo... but he has been preocupied...
TRINITY!
see what i mean.. u my friend are completely PUSSY WHIPPED!
JT: Wha-ch!

Neo: You haven’t answered my question
Architect: I’m feeling a little venerable right now so you just need to chill out, erm can you do that, I appreciate that, thank you. Now originally Neo was the chosen one to host the show but hosting is a full time commitment and he’s been a little distracted lately
Neo: Trinity
Architect: See what I’m talking about? That’s why I brought in Sean and Justin because you my friend are completely pussy whipped
Sean/ Justin: Oooh

Neo:Bullsh**!
TV Neos: Bullsh**!
Watch the sass, Captain Sassy pants.
You haven't answered my question.
Yes I did. You see, I--
You haven't answered my question.
Mmmm. Don't you shut up?
You won't let it--
No, you won't let it! I'm the one who talks! Okay?!
You haven't answered my que--
You do NOT want to see me get out of this chair! Alright, mouths shut! Ears open! Ergo, one more word out of your mouth, and I am going to architect a load of pain all over your candy a$$.
You won't let it--
Ergo, Vesave..
You--
Concordantly!

Architect: Justin I apologise I don’t usually like to use my big voice
Justin: That’s alright dog just tell us how to get to the movie awards
Architect: There are two doors the door on your left leads sissy boy here back to his b**ch uh ha what’s up G you can handle it, the door on your right leads you to the 2003 MTV Movie Awards and the mini is for Muffin to go out and piddle. What uh ha uh ha hey no you are bizarre

Thanks Larr.
No problem. Hey, go host the sh** out of that show.
Boom!
If I were you--
Bite your tongue. Bite it!
I would hope that we don't meet again.
Why'd you say that? I told you to shut up. I told you to shut up!

THE END

*tackles neo through a door of white

wasn't that fun 😛 I think the best part is the entire architect bit 😛

hell yeah
except we missed the
"you must be the ones..." by the keymaker

okay here we go:

Justin: But I totally knew it was Ashton the whole time.
Sean: Yeah? Ladies. In just a few moments, we'll be sipping on some chris, and watching the 2003 Mtv Movie Awards.
Justin: Sean quit playing around.
Sean: I'm not dude, the key won't fit.
Keymaker: You must be the ones.
Justin: Oh I get, that's the super.
Keymaker:Actually, I'm the keymaker.
Keymaker: What's happening hotstuffs?