ragesRemorse
Senior Member
Originally posted by bilbofett
Saw ROTS did ya? Hmmm, well then tell me this: where does the name Luke come from? or any bits of dialougue? I shall be holding my breath awaiting your answer....
Well the whole movie revolves around some magic crystal that is said to intensify the force. The jedi council want it because it is believed to be able to put a stop to corruption around the republic and help point out traders. Palpitine wants it to use against the jedi and sends anakin to the vulcano planet to get the magic crystal behind the jedi's back. While anakin is there and finds the magic crytal. Obi wan arrives and finds anakin. He demands that anakin explain himself but anakin refuses and attacks obi wan, after obi wan spanks anakin he cries to him that
the magic crystal will consume him and turn him against the jedi..blah..blah...blah.
Earthquakes happen, big explosions lava and the whole nine yards. anakin falls into a lava fissure. Obi wan believes anikan to be dead, cries a little bit and leaves with anakins lightsaber. The one he later gives to luke.
Now on some other planet far far away the emperor ..err..palpatine is talking to some political dudes. which he says that the council is under his influence except some other three dudes who cannot be swayed. He insinuates that he wants those three dudes dead. His gaurds are all pussied out and cry that they cannot do that because of the jedi might. This is where palpitine reveals that he also has a magic crystal. The magic crystal shows where anakin is. the emperors dudes go to anakin. They sprinkle fairy dust on him and say some weird chant and magically anakin comes back to life. That is how anakin comes back to life. Nothing special, just magic fairy dust. seriously.
Obi wan cries to yoda that he failed and yoda says somthing like, you have to learn humility Obi wan says but he was my friend and i thought i could teach him like you taught me, and that he failed yoda, the jedi councel. He said he doesnt understand how it could have happend because the force was so strong with him and that he thought he would be the one to bring balance back to the force. Obi wan cries some more, yoda tells him that obi wan now carries a burden on his shoulders and will still ultimately be the teacher to the one who brings balance to the force. He then tells him in his fortune teller ways that ankin is not dead.
man i dont feel like typin the whole movie. shit... if you want me to complete it i will just ask.