i got nothing against his writing but its like the sketch in Family Guy where it has him pitching his next novel:
"So Mr King, whats your next novel going to be about?"
-King looks around, sees a lamp on the desk and picks it up-
"its going to be about people who get attacked by....a lamp monster! yeah, a lamp monster, that'll do"
"you have no more good ideas do you Mr King"
".....no"
"ok then, whens the book going to be out then"