511!!!...wow...a lot of days have passed...since my computer went el-crapo on me...so anyway...since i am the poster of songs...here is the song I have stuck in my head at this very moment in time...
Watching the Wheels
People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing,
Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin,
When I say that I'm o.k. they look at me kind of strange,
Surely your not happy now you no longer play the game,
People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away,
Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me,
When I tell that I'm doing Fine watching shadows on the wall,
Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball?
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,
I just had to let it go,
People asking questions lost in confusion,
Well I tell them there's no problem,
Only solutions,
Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind,
I tell them there's no hurry...
I'm just sitting here doing time,
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round,
I really love to watch them roll,
No longer riding on the merry-go-round,
I just had to let it go.
so have fun with that folks...
song...
What is Life?
What I feel, I can’t say
But my love is there for you anytime of day
But if it’s not love that you need
Then I’ll try my best to make everything succeed
Tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side
What I know, I can do
If I give my love now to everyone like you
But if it’s not love that you need
Then I’ll try my best to make ev’rything succeed
Tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side
Tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side
What I feel, I can’t say
But my love is there for you any time of day
But if it’s not love that you need
Then I’ll try my best to make everything succeed
Tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side
Oh tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side
What is my life without your love
Tell me, who am I without you, by my side
(fade🙂
Oh tell me, what is my life without your love
Tell me who am I without you by my side
i've lost count. this place is as diserted as a ghost ship *grins evily as she gets out a gitar*
Ghost Ship
By Tripod
Gatesy: See the lonely township, peacefully sleeping.
The sun hides once again behind the sea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea....
Most are safely dreaming:
Angel kisses...
Yon: (Makes "kiss kiss kiss... flutter flutter flutter" noises)
(Pause)
Gatesy: Butterflies...
Yon: BWARK! BWARK! BWARK!
(Pause)
Gatesy: But sinners can't escape so easily.
Yon: The murderers, the thieves, and the fraudulent.
Tripod: The overweight, the working-class, the foreigners.
Scod: Urgh!
Tripod: They all must beware, for what's that looming there?
An evil spectre on the sea!
Scod: Wooooaw!
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Ghost Ship!
Ghost Ship!
Gatesy: Coming to get them...
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Scod: Sinners, beware!
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Scod: Ain't no escaping...
Tripod: ... the Ghost Ship coming there...
Yon: Toot toot!
(Pause)
Scod: What was that, Yon?
Yon: What was that? It's the Ghost Ship - Toot toot!
Scod: Yon, it's gotta be scary!
Yon: Umm... right, yeah. TOOT TOOT.
Scod: Yon, it's the Ghost Ship, all right. It's gotta be really disturbing.
Gatesy: Grrrrr....
Yon: Umm... oh! Milky discharge.
Gatesy: Yeah!
Scod: Yeah!
Gatesy: That's disturbing!
Scod: Spot on!
Scod: Its masts are made of piled-up skulls,
Its decks are made of human nuts.
Its sails are made of sailor skin.
Tripod: Its guts are made of...
Scod: ... guts!
Tripod: It's a feat of engineering.
Yon: I wonder who built it?
Gatesy: I wonder who built it as well, Yonny.
Gatesy: Out of the night, under the ocean stars,
I was standing with my baby on the boardwalk, and the Ghost Ship was there.
I took her to the pictures,
And then I took her home, yeah!
(Scod stops playing)
And then I took her to heaven, you know what I mean...
And it was kind of dirty, and we got out the Glad Wrap...
(Audience cheer)
Scod: I don't want to stop it, but... umm... now, I'm just gonna go with
some of the audience reaction...
Gatesy: Yeah...
Scod: ... and suggest that a few of the punters, they've spotted the same
inconsistency that I've spotted, Gatesy! Now, when did this suddenly
become about some woman?
Gatesy: Ohh, I see, right! Well, I figured that if this Tosswinkle the Pirate
show was like a concept album, then this Ghost Ship song would be our
first single, yeah? And we want to make a bit of money out of this for
a change, yeah?
So if we want to get this... want to get this single selling - sure,
the guys, Dave, he loves that "ooga booga" scary stuff, with the galleon
and the water, and OOOH!, but the girls - as soon as you talk about love,
now you have the ladies listening. Ahh! Because the girls want to imagine
they're making love to the singer.
(Audience laughter)
Gatesy: They're not supposed to laugh at that one.
Scod: Hmm!
Gatesy: Go with me guys on this - a one-ie and a two-ie and a three-four.
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Gatesy: My baby kisses like a...
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Gatesy: I touched my baby on her...
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Gatesy: My trousers are bursting...
Scod: All right, all right, stop the train! Just a minute, all right, okay.
Sorry - "I touched my baby on her Ghost Ship".
Gatesy: Yeah!
Scod: Now... where exactly is a woman's "Ghost Ship"?
Gatesy: Don't you know?
Scod: know... I'm just seeing, you know, if it translates.
Yon: That... that's enough. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you're
onto something, Gatesy. I think, you know, this whole love thing could be...
could be a bit of a... unit mover.
Gatesy: I reckon!
Yon: Yeah! I mean, but, you're just coming in a little bit too fast, though, that's all.
Gatesy: You reckon?
Yon: You know, you need to create a little bit of a mood, you know, get inside
the head of a female girl, you know? Can I give you an example of what I mean?
Scod: Sure.
Yon: After two - one, two.
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Yon: Expressing my feelings...
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Yon: Being a good listener...
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Yon: A thoughtful companion...
Scod: I don't even know what this song's about any more!
Gatesy: So, it's like foreplay?
Yon: Yeah!
Scod: NO! It's not about foreplay! All right, it's not, it's about a horrible
spectral ship that comes to get sinners, all right?
Gatesy: Well, what are they wearing? Is it sort of a leather thing with a...
Scod: No! For Christ's sake, will you just focus? Okay. There might be a woman
on it, but it's because she's a sinner. So it's more like, okay, scary, like:
Scod: The woman's a sinner, she's gonna be dragged away...
Gatesy: But not before I bone her on the boardwalk till the morning comes!
Yon: I bought a sentimental card, with flowers and a pink desi-i-ign.
Scod: She'll be torn apart by demons...
Gatesy: While she's touching my buns!
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Yon: A caring environment...
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Scod: A den of the damned...
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Gatesy: Overtly sexual...
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Scod: Murderous!
Yon: Empathy!
Gatesy: Nude!
Scod: Banshees!
Yon: Thoughtful!
Gatesy: ... Arse!
Tripod: Ghost Ship!
Gatesy: Yeah! Give it to me!
Scod: You guys suck!
Yon: Yeah!
Scod: You're just encouraging him, don't!
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock a rhyme, that's right on time
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
I met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly
Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me
Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, I said It's not that easy
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) It's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Trrrrrricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky
In New York the people talk and try to make us rhyme
They really (hawk) but we just (walk) because we have no time
And in the city it's a pity cause we just can't hide
Tinted windows don't mean nothin', they know who's inside
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it D?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky) huh!
When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time
I'm not singin', phone keep ringin' cause I make up a rhyme
I'm not braggin', people naggin' cause they think I'm a star
Always tearin' what I'm wearin', I think they're goin' too far
A girl named Carol follows Daryll every gig we play
Then D dissed her and dismissed her, now she's jockin' Jay
I ain't lyin', girls be cryin' cause I'm on TV
They even bother my poor father cos he's down with me
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...(How is it?) Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tr-Tr-Tr-Tricky) Tr-tr-tr...
We are not thugs we don't use drugs but you assume on your own
They offer coke and lots of dope but we just leave it alone
It's like that y'all (y'all), but we don't quit
You keep on (rock!) shock! Cause this is it...
RUN DMC RULES!! 💃 🤘
Thats cool i have one by wierd al
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
by Al Yankovic
Lyrics:
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report
About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru
There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried alive
On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
And I said, "God, please answer me one question?"
"Why'd they have to interrupt 'The Simpsons' just for this?"
What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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I was driving down the highway when all the traffic slowed to a crawl
There was a twelve-car pile-up, everybody dead
And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
And I thought - Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him
Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money - what a jerk
Well, there's five bucks that I'm never gonna see again
Plus now, on top of everything else, it looks like I'm gonna be late to work
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
(Why) Why does this always happen to me?
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Oh, the other day, my boss said we were running low on toner
And he told me I should buy another case
Well, I told him I was busy, but he still just kept on asking
So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
Oh, and wouldn't you know it, my knife got stuck
I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again (quite as sharp again)
Oh, tell me
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen?
Why does this always happen to me?
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
Why does this always happen to me?
(Why does this always happen to me?)
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I can't f****** wait until i see Orlando again as Will Turner!!! Comeon Orlandoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYONE